2006-10-04 07:42:40 · 15 answers · asked by filotofo 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just say "no"
2006-10-04 07:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by ny k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang i was typing that one up yes it is funny here is some blonde jokes A married couple were asleep when the phone rang At 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the Phone, listened a moment and said "How should I Know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife answered, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." ===== A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on Her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to His apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the Door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her Purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, She is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and Puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" ===== A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of State capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask Me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." ===== What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told Her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" ===== Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US history class. The Professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then Finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware "
2016-03-27 04:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you miss me?
2006-10-04 07:55:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well maybe just a little but while you were gone, I had a blast.
2006-10-04 08:50:53 · answer #4 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can I miss you if you won't leave?!
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Yeah, and evidently the assasins failed, too.
2006-10-04 08:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by raiden 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This time but maybe tomorrow you won't be so lucky! Mwah ha ha ha ha.
2006-10-04 07:48:58 · answer #6 · answered by SneakyStilo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't miss you....we are talking aren't we?
2006-10-04 08:41:22 · answer #7 · answered by Rhenos 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say... as much as the crabs I had living down below last month..
2006-10-04 07:46:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes but i never was a good shot.
2006-10-04 08:00:11 · answer #9 · answered by SKYDOGSLIM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
miss you, i did,nt know you were lost.
2006-10-04 08:24:34 · answer #10 · answered by fancey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Yes, but I am reloading"
"as much as the mumps"
"I wasn't aiming for you"
"no more than PMS"
2006-10-04 07:46:37 · answer #11 · answered by tmbr1wulf 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋