2006-10-04 07:40:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
mutterhals 420:777
And lo jesus did have a large piece of wood in his pantaloons, which he whittled repeatedly until late afternoon.....
2006-10-04 07:43:47 · answer #1 · answered by mutterhals 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There is some talk about whether Jesus was a carpenter. In translation carpenter could also mean scholar.
2006-10-04 14:43:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was jesus's competitor who fixed the cross for jesus. Pointless answer of the day.
2006-10-04 14:44:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those of the church who come from this world having an idea of three Divine beings cannot be admitted into heaven,
since their thought wanders from one Divine being to another; and it is not allowable there to think three and say one.{1} Because in heaven everyone speaks from his thought, since speech there is the immediate product of the thought, or the thought speaking. Consequently, those in this world who have divided the Divine into three, and have adopted a different idea of each, and have not made that idea one and centered it in the Lord, cannot be received into heaven, because in heaven there is a sharing of all thoughts, and therefore if any one came thinking three and saying one, he would be at once found out and rejected. But let it be known that all those who have not separated what is true from what is good, or faith from love, accept in the other life, when they have been taught, the heavenly idea of the Lord, that He is the God of the universe. It is otherwise with those who have separated faith from life, that is, who have not lived according to the precepts of true faith (Heaven and Hell n.2).
2006-10-04 14:42:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Another question that proves Christians can't take a joke.
There is a chance that morning wood could be wet, and it would warp out of shape.
2006-10-04 14:44:30 · answer #5 · answered by Duncarin 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes he would, and probably feel guilty about the basic human function of an erection also. Funny question!
2006-10-04 14:45:58 · answer #6 · answered by Randy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably. But the real question is: Could he drive a nail into a board that nails cannot be driven into? (I bet somebody will go off on that one.)
2006-10-04 14:45:21 · answer #7 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I can't even answer I'm laughing too hard....Mutterhals answer has me laughing too....she's so funny!!! Yes, I suppose if such a person existed, he'd use his morning wood...LMAO
2006-10-04 14:46:32 · answer #8 · answered by Joeygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, and he'd use a meat hammer to nail it with. LOL
2006-10-04 14:44:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is really funny.
2006-10-04 14:42:24 · answer #10 · answered by Cloudrunner 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋