married couple in their sixty's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.I want to travel around the world with my husband said the wife
2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.
husband says sorry love but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.so the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92......,moral of the story is men who are ungrateful b.a.stard.s should remember fairies are f>u>cking female..........
2006-10-04 07:33:16 · 15 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!!! giggled so hard i snorted...made my daughter (who is 4) giggle cuz i snorted and then we giggled some more... thanks, i needed that today!
i even e-mailed it to my aunt!
2006-10-04 07:38:42 · answer #1 · answered by bigmammarush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One similar is the guy who had 2 wishes from the fairy but on the grounds that whatever he wishes for the fairy gets double.
The man thinks about this and agrees and says "firstly 1 would like 1million pounds and secondly i wish to be beaten half to death!".
2006-10-04 14:37:31 · answer #2 · answered by lynchy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a fairy tale. In practical life it is happening, Fairy is coming in the form of chances and opportunities and are being utilised by both the sex for their adavantage.
2006-10-04 14:38:49 · answer #3 · answered by khayum p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honey that is a real gud en.know what my hubby is 57 and i'm 33 he was wishing he was 200years younger i could picture him like a monkey indores with me and i'm like what do men use for brains when they see some young kid old enough to be there grand daughter's,men are real sick perve's and close to animals they will never change,men make me feel like throwing up honestly they are a real sick sex we would be better off without them.
ungreatfull dogs they are.if they could shift you for a newer model honestly they would do so without a second glance.i hate what i wake up next tooo every morning.
2006-10-04 14:47:44 · answer #4 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is nothing to do with the riddle, but i thought the question you asked was 'Who is a Gud en?' And i would have said someone who doesn't live in baden-baden!!! I'm still laughing to myself now. I think its hilarious.
2006-10-04 14:37:20 · answer #5 · answered by bombproofgirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you get a fat lass into bed?
Piece of cake.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To s#ck on my c#ck.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell.
Why were shopping trolleys invented?
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can be closer to the kitchen sink.
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
2006-10-04 14:37:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha tis a gud en
2006-10-04 15:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I like it
2006-10-04 14:57:34 · answer #8 · answered by pat e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-10-04 15:25:03 · answer #9 · answered by PAUL H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that little tale. That was good
2006-10-04 14:36:00 · answer #10 · answered by BABYWHITE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋