2006-10-04 07:29:01 · 7 answers · asked by jokes_alot3 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
I lost my number can I have yours.
That's a nice outfit, it would look even better on my floor.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven.
You must be tired because you been running through my mind all day.
If your beauty could be measured in temperature it would be hot enough to melt my heart.
2006-10-04 07:34:25 · answer #1 · answered by kinreep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one in Alaska: I can tell you aren't from around here, because you don't smell like fish!
2006-10-04 14:32:30 · answer #2 · answered by bcrazycaroline18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
2006-10-04 14:38:21 · answer #3 · answered by Pumpkin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey! are those astronaut pants? cuz your butt is outta this world!
or...
did it hurt?
when?
when you fell from heaven.
or...
i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you? (that ones horrible, but it makes some people laugh)
2006-10-04 14:33:58 · answer #4 · answered by Valiant Toasters 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
2006-10-04 14:58:07 · answer #5 · answered by Person #8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your feet must be tired.....
why?
because you've been running through my mind all day
2006-10-04 14:33:50 · answer #6 · answered by msbobbie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You can fall from the sky
You can fall from the tree, but the best way to fall is..........
...........inlove with me...!!!! "
=)
2006-10-04 14:49:25 · answer #7 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋