2006-10-04 07:25:42 · 8 answers · asked by Randy 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, he asked Chuck Norris.
God "I need ten days to create the Heaven and the Earth"
Chuck Norris "You got six."
2006-10-04 07:28:39 · answer #1 · answered by Skippy 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I work in a building department where I sell building permits. They require several County Officials signatures, a fee, and the inspector's signature.
Since God is a much higher authority than any human being I don't think he needed any human's approval. Besides the fact that there weren't any humans around at that time. And who would he pay the fee to, himself?
Nice try though.
2006-10-04 07:40:32 · answer #2 · answered by cnm 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
For all the solar system except the planet between Mars and Jupiter. The building inspectors made God dismantle that one.
2006-10-04 07:28:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Will you stand before Him and demand to see credentials and get references? Where would you go to obtain all of the housing codes for that day and age. I wonder what filing cabinet that would be in.
2006-10-04 07:29:40 · answer #4 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
GOD is the Alpha and the Omega- the Beginning and the End. He is the MOST HIGH, he does not need any permission to do anything that is in His will. He is King and Ruler over EVERYTHING.
2006-10-04 07:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by Sean 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God is the Government and God is the permit giver himself...
Did he permit his creative energy to creat :)...
Well the answer is yes.. that's why we have the creation...
2006-10-04 07:48:07 · answer #6 · answered by Parsu 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Darn it all, he thought so, but apparently he forgot form 1135B. That's the reason for the whole Armageddon thing...he's got to tear it down and start over as per Universal Building Regulation 666 (ahh, now you understand!).
2006-10-04 07:36:00 · answer #7 · answered by le_fou_mauvais 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think God is the designer and inspecter I see no problems
2006-10-04 07:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by Sam's 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋