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LMAO

2006-10-04 07:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by MsNic 4 · 0 3

You are so funny, Yes you should offer her a Timex watch. After all just anyone can't go down to the local walmart and spring for such a unique time piece. Then again you might want to keep the watch cause that might be the last time you see her with that lucrative offer.

2006-10-04 14:24:57 · answer #2 · answered by dee-dee 2 · 0 0

Ah, she's one of those Timex Watch Collectors.

But I wouldn't recommend hanging with a TWC for any extended period of time. They tend to be far more interested in the watches than people, and, take it from me, mate, nothing hurts worse than being dumped for a watch. Especially after casting away your life savings to open a jewelry store just for that ungrateful hag who only used me and abused me so she could have her fun with her blue Timex, Ned!

Haha. But I showed him. After seeing my babie's bed, the last thing NED ever saw was my babie's septic tank! BIATCH!

But yeah, she dumped me. And we never had sex nuther. It was only her and that Timex watch I offered her...

2006-10-04 14:40:30 · answer #3 · answered by dinochirus 4 · 0 0

A Timex? Are you freakin diddin me? Offer her a Rolex and maybe she might at least let you kiss her. Are you a towel-head? Yes, it is NOT appropriate.

2006-10-04 14:24:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm pretty sure she's going to slap the shiit out of you timex what is she a low class hooker you better hook her up with a rolex or some diamonds fukk u mean

2006-10-04 14:21:01 · answer #5 · answered by ~*Megan N MaRc~* 2 · 0 1

haha thats funny. My advice is, DATE women that might already want sex out of the date, not "hard to get" women. Just have a few drinks and then take it SLOW!! dont rush her to bed! make it "believable and romantic" MAKE HER feel comfortable and relaxed, dont SPOOK her away with "sleep with me and i'll give u a watch" nooooooo! thats not how u do it. just do all these and if she is willing BOOM! you wont need fancy gifts or crazy expensive dates.

2006-10-04 14:23:03 · answer #6 · answered by K!LA 2 · 0 1

Ummm... let me think about that one for a second... HELL NO!!!!! If I was the girl I will beat the sh*t out of you for asking that because to me that would imply that you think I am a ***** and give it up for whoever! Don't try it! You will more than likely end up getting hurt!

2006-10-04 14:21:50 · answer #7 · answered by Help??? 2 · 1 0

Oh, yes!
Specially if you're trying NOT to have sex...
(Sorry if I was too ironic.)


Don't make a fool of yourself.
If it's meant for you two to have sex in your first date, it won't be because you gave her a watch.
Trust more in yourself.
Your charm and honesty are all it takes.

2006-10-04 14:23:47 · answer #8 · answered by Andi Rolf 5 · 0 0

Yes, it is appropriate. You would get better sex with a better watch. Maybe she can use the watch to time how fast you blow your wad.

2006-10-04 14:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by Senor Pig 3 · 0 1

Who knows, maybe she'll turn out to be a "professional." Only then would it be appropriate.

2006-10-04 14:20:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NO it is a blind date. She's probably not a hooker. If thats what u want go buy one!

2006-10-04 14:20:01 · answer #11 · answered by charmz21lucky 4 · 2 0

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