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For me I would say at least a case...ive dranken an 18 pack and still had no desire to hump a heavy hottie....Alliteration aside, what is your take?

2006-10-04 07:15:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

Sorry, i mean dranken...im sorry this question didnt pass the QC inspection

2006-10-04 07:20:27 · update #1

I actually do quite well with the ladies!

2006-10-04 07:22:11 · update #2

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It used to take me at least a 12 pack back in my college days (potent stuff-not light beer). Now, that I'm much older, as long as no one I know finds out...3 or 4 shots of whiskey and I'll bury the bone! There's a sliding scale I like to use: for every year of age difference she can weigh 5 lbs. more than she should for her height. Example: Say I'm 40 and she's 20.... 5'2" 115 lbs. is normal...I'm nailing her at 215lbs!!!

2006-10-04 08:07:29 · answer #1 · answered by HughGRection 3 · 1 0

You know its men like obviously a drunk of course who are truly pitiful.. Just remember stuf muffin it all comes back in the end. You must have a very low self esteem and obviously a short stroker. Every women is beautiful no matter what size. I truly feel sorry for you. Its pretty pityful that you even came on this website and ask that question.. Are you ever sober? I truly feel sorry for you You are a sad excuse for a ,man

2006-10-04 14:25:26 · answer #2 · answered by pookiepoo11 1 · 0 0

why waste your time getting wasted to " bang a fattie"?
so she can go back to her freinds and tell them that you were so drunk you couldn;t find the hole?
Man i would rather " Bang a fattie" sober !!!
i will enjoy i will make sure she has a good time and is 150% satisfied! after the date then i will drink the beer as a job well done ! although by then it might be to go to work ! lol.

2006-10-04 14:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by Amador1_79 2 · 0 0

Well if it's beer for you it would take a platoon of opium for me to even be in the same room as an obnoxious little **** like you, bet you've got a pecker like a bottle stopper eh?

2006-10-04 14:19:54 · answer #4 · answered by mizzsquitz 3 · 1 0

you know what they say, shes a 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2.

2006-10-04 14:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would never bang a "fattie" I would smoke it--isn't this the normal thing to do???

BTW--its "drunk" not "dranken" Where did you learn your grammar skills?

2006-10-04 14:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0 1

What an a$$ you are. I doubt anyone...even a "fattie" would be so low as to sleep with you anyway. If you lay down with dogs, you get fleas, and you are very much a dog. Idiot.

2006-10-04 14:19:25 · answer #7 · answered by LibraT 4 · 0 0

Another brilliant child of the 90s. OMG

2006-10-04 14:18:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take it from the ex master frat boy. Personally it would take a whole hell of alot, but sometimes you need to take one for the team. HA HA

2006-10-04 14:30:03 · answer #9 · answered by hotscott2u79 1 · 1 0

There isn't enough beer to make me into an adulteress, my take is that you drink too much and are crude.

2006-10-04 14:18:48 · answer #10 · answered by steelypen 5 · 0 0

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