When you go up to them and tell you a price (say $100)..can you tell them that you are a male prostitute and you charge $150 for sex....that way you get to bang and make $50!! What do you think of this idea? Dont tell me how smart and talented i am (ive already heard that enough), just tell me how awesome the idea is!
2006-10-04 07:12:41 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Obviously not a real life scenario....its a joke!
2006-10-04 07:17:15 · update #1
ok i accept the offer
2006-10-04 07:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Your idea sucks. Try it once - as you are lying on the ground in agony from being kicked in the balls, don't forget to appreciate the sound of laughter all over town and reflect on the fact that you are now known in the fraternity as the biggest asshole in the neighborhood.
Why would you want to bang a hooker, anyway? Is it because you can't get it any other way?
2006-10-04 07:19:23 · answer #2 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can tell them that and they will surely tell you something very polite like, "Oh, I didn't realize you were a professional too. I do find you very attractive and if we met when we both weren't working things would probably work out, but unfortunately, I am working too and, at the very minute, I need to be earning not spending, so let's get together after work, here's my number". I am almost CERTAIN that's what they would say. Why don't you try it and then come back and let us know how it goes.
2006-10-04 07:17:04 · answer #3 · answered by ScubaGuy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you think that the majority of hookers do it for the sex...you are in the dark about how smart you really are. Why would someone who depends on the money they make from having sex with strangers pay you to have sex with you? They would tell you to f off and get off their corner, and find a real john to make money from.
2006-10-04 07:17:40 · answer #4 · answered by Kya 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
y would u want a hooker unless u r really ugly and u can't get anyone else
2006-10-04 07:15:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a life.
2006-10-04 07:14:47 · answer #6 · answered by lmnop 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They all know it's a joke... the sarcasm is to tell you how stupid the joke was.
2006-10-04 07:22:04 · answer #7 · answered by tbayxxxv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Ru Paul, I think he will accommodate real well.
2006-10-04 07:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're an idiot, hookers don't pay for sex, they get paid for it themselves. Would you pay your boss to work for him? You a douche.
2006-10-04 07:15:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that was a really stupid question, BUT.... It was ******* hilarious. Awesome. Truly awesome.
2006-10-04 07:19:16 · answer #10 · answered by StephanieM 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LoL....how do you think of this kind of stuff. I'm sure its worth a try.....make sure to wrap it 1st you don't want to get a dirty penis now do you? LoL
2006-10-04 07:15:16 · answer #11 · answered by CMA 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋