>>A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get
>married again.
>>She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
>>
>>HUSBAND WANTED:
>>
>>MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
>>MUST NOT BEAT ME,
>>MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
>>AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
>>ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
>>
>>On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay,
>she
>>opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a
>wheel
>>chair. He had no arms
>>or legs.
>>"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the
>widow
said. "Just look at You have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on
you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in
bed??"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang
the
door bell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
2006-10-04 06:56:32 · 14 answers · asked by "B" 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's the best one I heard today thanks for that laugh!
2006-10-04 07:07:29 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just goes to show that handicap people can do things others can do too! Good joke!
2006-10-04 14:08:38 · answer #2 · answered by Jewelz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it
2006-10-04 14:00:08 · answer #3 · answered by Jenna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats crazy
2006-10-04 14:00:07 · answer #4 · answered by SinginChic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-04 13:59:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn big d*ck bastard....w/ old wrinkly balls....well what ever frosts yoru cupcake i say
Broc
2006-10-04 14:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by mr.broc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, muy bueno.
2006-10-04 14:06:09 · answer #7 · answered by a.bohner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe>>>>gr8 one>>>>>>> could not stop laughing>>>LOL
2006-10-04 14:02:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2006-10-04 13:59:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke, i will telll this to others:)
2006-10-04 13:58:51 · answer #10 · answered by Jillian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome!
2006-10-04 23:48:00 · answer #11 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋