A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
2006-10-04 06:41:45 · 13 answers · asked by justguessin' 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how many times am i gonna have to read this joke this week?
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2006-10-04 06:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It is a goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
Have a nice day!
2006-10-06 11:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told Dad to get rid of that darn Gun.
2006-10-04 13:53:17 · answer #3 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-10-04 13:44:26 · answer #4 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont ever try to copy that.
2006-10-04 13:49:38 · answer #5 · answered by khayum p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-04 14:02:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that one was really funny
2006-10-04 14:03:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jenna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>> just gusessed>>>>>>hehehe
2006-10-04 13:44:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololol. daammn that's funny!!!
2006-10-04 13:50:08 · answer #9 · answered by jqdsilva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but it is still funny!!!
2006-10-04 13:47:24 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋