What if anything makes you laugh so hard you almost pee yourself?

Question

I guess one for me would be now picture this someone walking into a glass door or slipping on the Ice. I know it hurts but you will laugh then ask hey are you alright.

Answer 1

See if this one makes you laugh...
An old man was sitting at the mall starring at a teenager who had red, green and blue spiked hair. Now and then the teen would look at the old man and catch him continuing to stare. Finally he had enough and said," What's the matter old man, haven't you ever done anything outrageous before?"
The old guy answered,"I got drunk one time and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Answer 2

Read this and pee yourself.
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

Answer 3

Some of the great movies scenes...like in "Nothing but Trouble" with Chevy Chase and Demi Moore. And also, that movie where Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin play two sets of twins, the bathroom scene when all four first see each other had me absolutely hysterical.

Answer 4

George Bush!

Answer 5

The one that really had me laughing to that point was the great, Peter Sellers, in the Pink Panter.

Answer 6

Larry, that was so funny, I laughed so hard, I have to wipe the coca-cola off my computer screen now.

Answer 7

I potty educated my son at 2. For awhile, I carried round a diaper bag and modify of clothing, only to be secure. Months went by skill of, devoid of injuries, and that i end wearing all that crap round. quick ahead some months, and that i became spending alot of time at a chum's living house, with my toddler in tow. imagine my wonder, at the same time as faster or later, suddenly, he had an twist of destiny at the same time as we were there. As I had no better outfits for him, and it became only my chum and myself, I took off his bottoms, placed them contained in the dryer, and enable him run round 0.5 bare, till they were dry, and lets bypass living house. apparently he determined it became exciting to run round "loose", so for some thing of that week, he had an "twist of destiny" at the same time as ever we were there. I admit, i'm somewhat slow, and it took me awhile to decide he became doing it on purpose, yet after I did, I end accomodating him. I instructed him, he became a large boy, had to placed on pants, and use the potty. I made him placed on those moist pants for some thing of our visit. He did no longer have any better injuries after that. you ought to be on proper of issues, you could out imagine her. they are tremendous sensible at that age, and could push as far as you enable them. supply them an inch, they are going to take a mile. Be agency together with her, do not enable her destroy out with it. She's previous adequate to adhere to the regulations.

Answer 8

the one larry gave good one

Answer 9

Larry, that rocked!

Answer 10

that's a good one LARRY!!!!.... hahahaha....