yo mama so......best one gets ten points.
2006-10-04 05:28:29 · 13 answers · asked by jqdsilva 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your mama so fat...
her shadow has stretch marks
2006-10-04 06:22:55 · answer #1 · answered by CoWBoY829 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid she connected the microwave to the bed so she could get eight hours sleep in twenty minutes.
Yo mama so stupid she started to sell camouflage jackets but can't find any of them.
Yo mama so fat she has to come off the beach so the tide can come in.
2006-10-04 05:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid she had to take off her shirt to count to 2 .
2006-10-04 05:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by Soccer lover 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so stinky she makes right guard (the deoderent) go left
Yo mamma's like a hardware store 10 cents a screw
Yo mamma's like a happy meal small, cheap and greesy
Yo mamma's like a race car driver burns 50 rubbers a day
2006-10-04 13:13:54 · answer #4 · answered by Ian 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so dumb i saw at the and of the road screaming her head off in an envelope. i asked her what she doing, she told me she wanted to send a voice mail.
2006-10-05 23:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by sarah s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat i had to take two buses and a taxi to get from one side of her to the other!
yo mama so fat she has other fat people circling her in orbit!
yo mama so fat she plays hopscotch with the planets!
yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
2006-10-04 07:03:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code!
yo mama so funny when filling out an application she put down "all the time, guys love bbws!" in the Sex box!
2006-10-04 07:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by Jewelz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so nasty when she jumps in to take a bath the water jumps out.
2006-10-04 06:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by b26_angeleyes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8 youthful ones comic tale - humorous Little Bobby kidnapping jesuses mom - hilarious Santa & Banta a million & 2 - sucked father comic tale - ehh going to the daylight - humorous 9 toddlers choose comic tale - no longer humorous
2016-11-26 02:28:13 · answer #9 · answered by bruckner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone.
fat she jumped in the panama canal and the tide came in at myrtle beach.
fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
2006-10-04 06:51:34 · answer #10 · answered by Valerie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋