*Nobody has invitations...only maps
*Family orders the invitations 3 months in advance and mails them
out a day before...then calls "No entiendo porque no te ha llegado"
*An average of 12 people attend per invitation.
*Latinos never RSVP !!!
*No one goes to church for the wedding, but everyone goes to
the reception.
*All the centerpieces are gone... and the reception has just Started.
*Everyone's kids are running around crazy and all you want to
do Is throw a bottle at them.
*La comida has rice and beans and macaroni salad.
*People are taking food plates home..."para mañana."
*People are taking huge pieces of cake home...and telling
others "alla hay mas."
*One of the relatives is drunk and hugging everyone telling Them..."te
quiero mucho." *The dollar dance lasts over an hour with the same tune...and that's only with relatives.*There are seven bridesmaids. And seven sets of "padrinos" *Everyone wants to be a "Madrina"
2006-10-04 05:23:59 · 3 answers · asked by 1 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I went to a wedding in Rio Verde and it was as if you were there. You described it to a T. Quiero Mucho
2006-10-04 05:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by Cal 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sweetheart being american and living with a cuban family it also happens.... for new years did you have to eat 12 grapes????
Funny traditions, but I wouldn't change them for anything.
2006-10-04 13:12:37 · answer #2 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am glad I was never invited to one of those.
2006-10-04 12:34:21 · answer #3 · answered by elgil 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋