Jackson is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is this gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward Jackson. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterward, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. Jackson is amazed. Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."
2006-10-04 05:14:20 · 11 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If anyone can come up with one dumber than this one, you will get the 10 points.
2006-10-04 05:14:54 · update #1
two guys at a lake....?
two buddies were standing by an icy lake whaen they saw an american, a french, and a brazilian satnding on the other side. so one made a bet: "i'll give you $100 if you get those three to jump in the water". without hesitating the other men went over to the other side. his buddy was watching from the far side when he saw that the three men jumped in the water. his friend came back. the dare buddy: "okay, i'll give you the money. but tell me, how'ddya do it?" "easy: i told the american it was the law, the french that it was fashion, and the brazilian i told him it was illegal!"
someone just put this up this is stupid right??
2006-10-04 05:31:41 · answer #1 · answered by tee k 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The guy is driving down the country road in rural Georgia in an old Chryler Station Wagon. He has a car load of Monkeys distracting him.
The sheriff pulls him over and says hey boy you need to get rid of them Monkeys. The guy ask why. The Sheriff say because they gonna make you wreck this car.
They argue for a while and finally the Sheriff says Hey boy I mean it. Take these monkeys to the zoo now.
Next week the Sheriff finds the same guy driving down the road with the same Monkeys only this time they all have on sun glasses. The Sheriff pulls him over and says Hey Boy. I thought I told you to take them Monkeys to the Zoo.
And the guy says I did take them to the Zoo and today I am taking them to the beach.
2006-10-04 12:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by barrettins 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must be the same gal as my friend met. She took him home to her place and as they progressed the question of sex came up.
"Unfortunately." She says, "It's the wrong tine of the month for that,"
"What about the other way?" He asks hopefully.
"Sorry," She replies, "But I've got piles. Tell you what though if I take my eye out you can do it in the socket."
Well, he was a bit non-plussed at this but decided to give it a go. He had a wonderful orgasm and realised it was the best sex he had ever had.
"Wow," He says, sitting back in rapturous exhaustion, "Can I do that again with you sometime?"
"Sure." She says, "I'll keep my eye open for you!"
2006-10-04 12:27:22 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
2006-10-04 12:26:58 · answer #4 · answered by I_Taste_Like_Candi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loool ha ha that's not dumb its so funny you knowyou were laughing so much when you read this coz i am write now
2006-10-04 12:19:24 · answer #5 · answered by FlossyQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was cute. It made me laugh.
2006-10-04 12:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by niagarafrog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... that was a bit off-brand
2006-10-04 12:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by Druz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha omg my iq just dropped
2006-10-04 12:20:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was funny!
2006-10-04 12:58:46 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no eyed deer (no idea"r")
2006-10-04 12:18:25 · answer #10 · answered by tanny_fanny2003 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋