Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court last Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use, and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court next Monday."
Monday, the two guys were back in court. The judge asked the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." The judge was quite impressed and said, "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
The first guy said, "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:
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"And told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," replied the judge.
"And you, how did you do?" the judge asked the second guy.
"Well, your honor I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!" The second guy answered, "I used a similar approach." (He draws two circles)
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The second guy continued, "Well, I said, (pointing to the small circle) this is your asshole before prison."
2006-10-04 05:02:45 · 13 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one....I think I've heard it before, though....
2006-10-04 05:04:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-10-04 12:08:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-10-04 12:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by googly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA good one!
2006-10-04 12:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by Supersonic Love 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny!
2006-10-04 12:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by xochelsxo16 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my ex needed to hear this joke. I think he is the big circle..lol
2006-10-04 12:08:45 · answer #6 · answered by Donna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! i thought it was funny
2006-10-04 12:06:42 · answer #7 · answered by leela 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!good one!
2006-10-04 12:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by aNgeLa_kriz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute.
2006-10-04 12:08:28 · answer #9 · answered by ambrosia d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS FUNNY,WHAT THE QUESTION AGAIN?
2006-10-04 12:26:35 · answer #10 · answered by eviljeanius76 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋