This is class!
> >
> >I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
> >together for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
> >There was only one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger
> >sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
> >mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.
> >
> >One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the
> >wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
> >She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
> >married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock
> >and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,
> >and if you want one last wild fling, just come up."
> >
> >I was stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched her go up the stairs. I
> >stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
> >front door, I opened the door, and headed straight toward my car.
> >
> >Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
> >clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father in-law hugged me and said,
> >"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.... we couldn't
> >ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
> >
> >And the moral of this story
> >is..> >.Always keep your condoms in your car.
> >
> >
2006-10-04 04:37:45 · 28 answers · asked by biggsy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love this. i chuckled out loud and my husband - who is watching the telly - had to ask what was so funny. after hearing your joke he was laughing too. thanks
2006-10-04 08:16:45 · answer #1 · answered by magicalle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a funny joke. I laughed the first time I read it about 10 years ago on an email.
However since then I have discovered a horrible truth, you should never keep condoms in your car... for two deadly reasons. The first is that the excess heat that can be generated in a car on a sunny day is highly detrimental to the latex that the contraceptives are made from which can lead to breakage and unwanted pregnancy, std or worse. The second is that your wife/partner/long term buck fuddy could find em and wonder who you've been getting jiggy with in the car - this could lead to a severe bobbiting or worse!
Take it easy :D
2006-10-04 04:44:54 · answer #2 · answered by Danno 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good joke, even though an old one.
Just a touch of advice - putting the punchline in the heading gives it away a bit to those who may not have heard it before.
2006-10-04 04:48:35 · answer #3 · answered by Colin S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh what a BAD and LUCKY boy!
I had a friend who always kept a condom and a paper hat from a Christmas cracker in his wallet - just in case he ended up at a party AND got lucky!!!
2006-10-04 04:40:43 · answer #4 · answered by Sally J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-10-04 04:40:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are u trying to tell that u were going to your car to bring condoms.
Really Funny.
2006-10-04 05:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by googly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old joke that has been making rounds for ever...
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/groomtest.asp
It's a good one though...
2006-10-04 04:40:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit lengthy, but hilarious.........hahahaha....LMAO
A big one from biggsy...And I will always remember the moral of the story....
2006-10-04 05:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=) cute!!! but the prob with keeping the condoms in the car...is that b/c of the heat and cold and temp changes...they can wear. so they can't be that reliable.
2006-10-04 04:41:31 · answer #9 · answered by Snki55ed Princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, my! Straight out of "Penthouse Forum" or maybe Jerry Springer?
2006-10-04 04:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋