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That would fix all the Santa scoffers wouldn't it..."I see you bought a new house and look at the two new cars in the driveway...how do you do it???"

2006-10-04 04:29:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Reply to Drofsned:
Yeah...I know!

2006-10-04 04:31:53 · update #1

Reply to Frederic B:
That is a deeply disturbing picture you just painted there...maybe you're right, I hope not.

2006-10-04 04:46:58 · update #2

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If Santa was real there would be a religion about him, the Santanians would ask for money on street corners in red suits and would be accused of being satanists, Santanians would have their own TVchannel and their own Pat Robertson travelling around the globe preaching the "good news- If you would just ask 'im, he'd give it to ya- saint" , "evil" people would desguise in Elves and rob Santanians of their goods under the excuse that the goods would be replaced at Christmass and Muslim fundamentalist would burn christmass trees on CNN and chant " death to Santa....!

2006-10-04 04:43:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are really fixated on Santa today, aren't you? But ya, it would be pretty cool. I have many, many statutes of Father Christmas at my house and I keep them out all year long. I am also listening to Christmas music today so the big guy pretty much brings me whatever I want.

2006-10-04 11:31:38 · answer #2 · answered by BlueSea 7 · 0 0

santa is real, he just has difficulties accessing some homes now a lot of people have gas fires. i'm 30 and still believe, don't ruin it for the younger people who use this site

2006-10-04 11:33:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would ask him to bring my family together again, under a large enough roof so that we had enough space to live in comfort.
I would ask that he give me a neverending gift certificate to any of the local malls so we never had to want for anything again, and neither did anyone we knew who needed for anything. . .I would ask him to give my sons the playroom of their dreams just filled with toys. . .and a maltese puppy named charlie dog. . .and a vacation to anywhere but here. . . oh, if santa were real. . .

that would be nice huh???

2006-10-04 11:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I would be the first person to invite Santa home.

2006-10-04 11:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I used to think santa was real except being summer in Australia, he is dress in white singlet (beer belly showing off course), red short & flip flops. :-) :-)

2006-10-04 11:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would want him to send her through the front door to make a good first impression.

2006-10-04 11:31:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha cute question. I thought the letters are mailed to the North Pole?

2006-10-04 11:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by Naddo 3 · 0 0

What are you talking about? Santa IS real!

2006-10-04 11:30:56 · answer #9 · answered by Drofsned 5 · 0 0

Like everything else unfortunately it is fraudulent so I cannot really imagine whether it would fix us skeptics.

2006-10-04 11:37:07 · answer #10 · answered by betterdeadthansorry 5 · 0 0

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