i got one, your mom is so fat that she has to use a mattress as a maxi pad! HAHA LOL
2006-10-04 04:19:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma so dumb she went hunting; on the way the sign read BEAR LEFT; She went back home.
Yo momma so dumb she ran a bath of water and still came in last.
Yo momma so dumb that if she played the piano, the piano would win.
Yo momma so dumb that if she beat an egg we'd all be surprised.
2006-10-06 09:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma aint got no legs, with a camera around her neck talkin bout picture me rollin!
Yo momma got one leg and one eye they call her IHOP!
Yo momma so bald the little hair she has look like stitches!
Yo momma so dumb she looked at an orange juice box for nearly 3 hours cuz it said concentrate!
Yo momma so dumb she asked for a refund cuz her donut had a hole in it!
Yo momma so old she signed Jesus birth certificate.
Yo momma so old she wasnt there for just the last supper but breakfast too!
Yo momma so old she dont have a camal toe she has a chicken gizzard!
2006-10-04 11:41:06 · answer #2 · answered by Supersonic Love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not really into yo momma jokes but I think this one was truly spot on..
Yo Momma is so ugly, the only time she got a whistle she got hit by a train
2006-10-04 11:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so fat that her ceareal bowl needs a lifeguard
yo mama is so old that she has i kickstart vibrater
yo mama is so old that she has a picture of moses in her yearbook
yo mama is so fat that when she burbt she blew uo new york(i no its stupid)
yo mama is so old that she didnt have history class there was no history
yo mama is so fat and gross that she was walking down the street with a pig in here hand and i asked her where she got it and the pig said i won her in a raffle
yo mama is so fat when she walked in a bar with her duck the bartender says that you cant bring pigs in here and yo mama was like thats not a pig its a duk and the bartender said i was talkin to the duck
yo mama is so skinney that she swallowd a penut m*m she looked 9 months pregnant
im out
of jokes
2006-10-04 12:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by getkrunk2231 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so fat, she jumped up and got stuck.
Yo Momma so stupid she smeared lipstick on her head trying to make up her mind.
2006-10-04 11:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by Skullchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat I went to her MySpace and it broke my monitor stand.
Yo Mama so fat her photograph weighs 15 pounds.
2006-10-04 11:22:14 · answer #6 · answered by mrtoddanson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat her blood type is rocky road.
2006-10-04 11:21:56 · answer #7 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept
Your mama so fat, she had a dream about marshmallows and woke up and her pillows were gone.
2006-10-04 13:38:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so fat you dont have to turn on the tv to see whos "covering the carolinas".
2006-10-04 11:57:22 · answer #9 · answered by babycakes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gotta million:
Yo mama so fat, her belt size was equator
Yo mama so fat she sits in two time zones
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mama so fat, she causes a blackout when she sits
Yo mama so fat, she step on a scale it says to be continued....
Yo mama so fat, people jogged the marathon around her
Yo mama so fat, God couldn't light earth till she moved
Yo mama so fat, she went on a date with high heels and came back with sandals
Yo mama so fat, her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she buys to airline tickets
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell
Yo mama so fat, we're in her right now
Yo mama so fat, she lies on the beach and no one else gets any sun
Yo mama so fat, that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop
Yo mama so fat, she put on lipstick with a paint roller
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles
2006-10-04 11:23:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋