2006-10-04 03:45:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
will we be born again when we are washed in the pastafarian tomato sauce?
2006-10-04 03:48:29 · update #1
Nay, nay, and thrice nay, for as was pointed out by Girl Wonder, noodly appendages would be a right bastard to nail up. But take, O righteous followers of the Book of Sauces, lest the Great Noodly One fall into the hands of Christians armed with a bloody big pot of slightly salted water and a portable gas stove, for then the Long Dark Night of Boiling is at hands...
2006-10-05 22:31:11 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
**Would Christians crucify the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) if they could? **
Yes, for sure.
They'd add that tomato sauce with some of that
grated cheese, ummm. Leave FSM alone.
FSM is real, you just got to have a personal
relationship with FSM to know that he is real. Ask FSM to come into your heart and stomach, before it is too late.
***will we be born again when we are washed in the pastafarian tomato sauce?***
Pastafarian sauce, ah OK, let's try that, ummm.
Reborn, perhaps.
Have a blessed day.
2006-10-04 14:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by zurioluchi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In order to qualify for crucifixion you have to first piss off the fat, dumb and happy right wing conservatives and then you have to walk slow enough for them to catch you. NeoChristians yes. True Christians are not threatened by the FSM.
2006-10-05 01:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by TheNewCreationist 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
False Christs shall arise... obviously make false Christians, who believe (rather than "know" the truth) there must be $acrifice; Not knowing that God never desired sacrifice for sin, nor ever took pleasure in watching such law law.
Forgive "them". They "know not". They know not what "they do" and what "they say" is what brings ("law worketh wrath") "destruction" upon "them", eventually the "no escape" sort, which is a pretty good "reason" to "come out from among them", both sorts of "them" in Heb 10:39; For divisional Son of man has Noah-ic and Sodom-ic destruction planned for "them all", both scape-goats and dumb-sheep on left and right sides of God on "high" in the plural and divided law law "heavens", is a "fall" from (throne of) grace(above), where only mercy obtain-able as the "incorruptible" crown of "grace" glory is what thy head is crowned with when "understanding" is embraced: Prov 4.
True Christ-ians know Christ is the end of the law(sin & death). True Christ-ians know the word of "reconciliation" is "grace", and the word of alienation is law. Be ye "reconciled" unto God(Grace).
The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.
2006-10-04 11:04:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this FSM thing!
anyhoo i think it would be hard to drive nails through his
noodley appendages, wouldn't ya think?
2006-10-04 11:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to see them try! Our Lord hath not hands to nail to a cross, and I imagine nailing Noodly Appendages would be very hard.
2006-10-04 10:48:16 · answer #6 · answered by Girl Wonder 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
no need to be born again once touched by his noodly appendage! :)
RAmen
2006-10-04 10:53:52 · answer #7 · answered by Joeygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FSM??? very interesting. we, borg will check tt out.
2006-10-04 11:02:01 · answer #8 · answered by BorgPet6of10 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Horrors! That would be sacra rigatonni!
2006-10-04 12:39:53 · answer #9 · answered by lpaganus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, the FSM is not worthy.
2006-10-04 10:50:11 · answer #10 · answered by Char 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋