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2006-10-04 03:42:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why are there 10 hotdogs in a package and you only get 8 hotdog buns?
2006-10-04 03:44:30 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whale blubber is there to keep them warm when they are at greater depths in the ocean. Whales (Humpbacks) are actually mammels so they still need to come to the surface for air but they are actually in great shape ;)
2006-10-04 11:28:38 · answer #2 · answered by gstolard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are born with blubber to keep them warm. They don't exert much use of muscles outside of the fins. The blubber that they have is different from the fat that the government wants us to get rid of.
2006-10-04 11:02:07 · answer #3 · answered by Cara Arlene 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! I got reported for gaming for points...Kind of like you're doing! ;) Sorry, but I am not funny enough to come up with a joke....I think I'll keep my day job.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
"Name of somebody you hate"
"Name of somebody you hate" who?
Exactly!
Wanna hear a joke?
"Name of something/somebody you hate"
Hey, I can't help if I am a cynical Bi***! ;)
WHY CAN'T PEOPLE READ? HE SAID THIS WAS A JOKE! THE CATEGORY IS JOKES/RIDDLES! They are fat, because they eat fat idiots like you! ;)
2006-10-04 11:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cucumber, pickle, and a penis are talking one day when the cucumber said, "I have a really tough life" and the other two say, "How so?" "Well," the cucumber says, "They keep me until I'm big, fat and juicy and then they eat me." Then the pickle says "My life is tougher. They keep me until I'm big, fat and juicy then they stick me in a jar of salt and vinager, then they eat me." Then the penis says "My life is the toughest. They keep me until I'm big, fat and juicy, then they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark cave and make do push-ups until I puke."
2006-10-04 11:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For warmth.
Why can't a blonde make ice cubes?
She doesn't know the recipe. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-10-06 00:03:32 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, Whales are not fat, they are huge to us because we are tiny creatures compared to them.
2006-10-04 11:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
two submarines come head to head in the ocean. They surface and the captains confront each other:
"How many?"
"Twelve."
"What twelve?"
"What 'How many'?"
:))) I love this type of dry humor
2006-10-04 11:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by dora co 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even too much of a good thing isn't good for you
2006-10-04 10:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by tan t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what happens to virgins when they turn 14??
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I didn't think so.
Yuk! Yuk! Thanks for the points!
2006-10-04 11:29:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋