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The ONE TRUE Santa (pbuh) lives in an invisible estate at the North Pole, and knows if you've been bad or good. "The Night Before Christmas" is the TRUTH and proves what I'm saying, because it's written in the first person, which means the author is an eye witness and is thus telling the TRUTH.

2006-10-04 03:42:43 · 8 answers · asked by lenny 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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My Santa never sent Rudolph as a prophet. Your words are lies. You can't take "The Night Before Christmas" literally.

It's all beyond us anyway. We cannot begin to understand the ways of the Claus.

2006-10-04 03:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0 0

The false Santa, the lie that is re-told by parents generation after generation, so that children grow up with a distrust of adults and religion.

2006-10-04 10:46:28 · answer #2 · answered by onelm0 7 · 0 0

Get Behind Me, Rudolph!

2006-10-04 10:45:51 · answer #3 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 0 0

Thank you Santa (PBUH)

2006-10-04 10:46:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have you been drinking Holy water again?

2006-10-04 10:46:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I believe in whichever one will get me that damn pony... I have been good...very,very good!

2006-10-04 10:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0 0

There is no santa ,




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2006-10-04 10:47:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I want to believe...

2006-10-04 10:47:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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