2006-10-04 03:25:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Reply to NickofTym...:
Huh!
2006-10-04 03:29:31 · update #1
Reply to onelm0:
Should we worship the O...I see you already do!
2006-10-04 03:34:54 · update #2
In reply to Fireball:
People shouldn't lie to kids?!?! People shouldn't lie in GENERAL yet there is a huge lie being spread; God!!
2006-10-04 03:41:44 · answer #1 · answered by ηιgнт ѕтαя 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God's just pissed because he's having a dose of his own medicine and losing the PR war over Christmas.
God V Satan: 1-0 to the big beardy one, as the 'bearer of light' was turned into the 'prince of darkness' and 'guaranteed' defeat at the end of days...irrespective of the fact that this makes a mockery of the concept of free will. God won that PR battle by making sure every good Christian knows that Satan is evil and should be avoided at all costs.
God V Santa: 1-0 to the big beardy one in the bright red suit. "Oi," says God, "Notwithstanding that he wasn't born anywhere near this time, Christmas is for the celebration of my son's birth, bugger off with your tinsel and fairy lights!"
"Nice try Grandad," says Santa, "But kids do not shut the hell up on a public holiday by scripture alone, now get your god-sized a*s out of the way, I've got a bulk delivery of Coke Zero and My Little Pony toys to shift. Ho ho ho (of Babylon?) mate!"
2006-10-06 06:12:22 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is good because he sent his son for our benefit (John 3:16).
Santa is bad because he is a lie that parents tell to their children. Parents should never lie to their children. It causes their children to be as warped as they are (we celebrate because we want to celebrate, etc.).
We will all stand before the Son of man some day. What will you say? We celebrated your birthday. You never wanted that but we did it anyway because we have our traditions.
The Christmas tree (Jeremiah 10:1-5).
2006-10-04 10:32:34 · answer #3 · answered by onelm0 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry i can't help you i didn't even know there was a conflict between God and santa .besides santa is a fictional charater that some one made up God is our creature that we will all see one day real soon
2006-10-04 10:35:28 · answer #4 · answered by rhonda h 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is ridiculous. There is no conflict between God and Santa.
The conflict is only between God and Satan. Are you just kidding around with this question or is there something you really want to know?
2006-10-04 10:29:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, we all know deep down that "SANTA" is EVIL.
He tries to get all the little kiddies on side by bribing them with toys and video games. If this doesn't work, when the unsuspecting parents take their kids to see "SANTA" and sit on his lap "SANTA" bites them on the ear.
As for "GOD" as far as I know he has never bitten anyone. YET.
2006-10-04 18:56:52 · answer #6 · answered by luckycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there isnt a real conflict its just that CHRISTmas is about the birth of Jesus and people have switched the focus to santa and have forgotten about Jesus. so its like satan tricking everyone into leaving jesus out and if you rearrange the letters in santa, you can make satan
2006-10-04 10:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by psychologistnovelist 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is none ...Santa isnt even real...ppl shouldnt lie to kids
2006-10-04 10:30:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
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2006-10-04 10:31:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Consider staying offline when you're hammered.
2006-10-04 10:27:13 · answer #10 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋