Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Texan were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager, "he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
”Ahhhhh!”
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
”AHHHHH!”
The Texan suddenly has a case of diarrhea & rushes out of the sauna, returning a few minutes later with a long piece of toilet paper hanging from his @ss. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
???????
The Texan says "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
2006-10-04 03:14:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha! very funny!
2006-10-04 03:17:11 · answer #1 · answered by curiosity 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha........did any body read the fax .....hahahaha
.....very funny..........lmao
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope...Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So...What'll it be?"
Bill didn't hesitate. He said, "I want to be remembered for bringing peace to the Middle East, instead of that other stuff with Monica, and Jennifer, and the rest of those women. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed, "Jeez, Fella! These people have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good. I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don't like my wife. Even though she got elected, they call her a carpetbagger. They think she's mean, ugly, and pushes me around. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her. That's what I want."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Lemme see that map again."
2006-10-04 03:58:46 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok smarty pants , heres a joke for you
there was a husband and wife and 9 kids at a bus stop, they were joined by a blind man
the bus arrives and it is very full and only the wife and the 9 kids could board the bus
the husband and the blind man decide to walk
after awhile the husband says to the blind man
I hate the tapping of your walking stick.. it drives me crazy.. you should put some rubber on it
the blind man says If you had but some rubber on your stick... we'd be riding the bus
2006-10-04 03:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-10-08 10:31:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great Great Ha hA Ha Joke
2006-10-04 04:44:41 · answer #5 · answered by syed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happens only in Texas!!!!LOL
2006-10-04 03:49:08 · answer #6 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool info
2006-10-08 03:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by Jubei 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. That's Something Else!! LOL.
2006-10-05 17:08:42 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the best today so far
2006-10-04 03:56:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I LIKE THAT ONE
2006-10-04 05:11:46 · answer #10 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋