Tell me some really hurtful sayings or comebacks or jokes. For example:
I hope you get run over by a semi trailer leaving you paralysed from the neck down so you are in a vegitative state and then when you are helpless leave you unattended in a dark room where you are repeatedly stabbed in the eyes with syringes filled with aids.
Anything will do I just want some replies.
2006-10-04 02:54:50 · 16 answers · asked by master_betty_101 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know why I'm so tired?
Because everytime I look at your face it takes all my energy NOT to puke.
2006-10-04 02:56:43 · answer #1 · answered by Kren777 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hurtful Jokes
2016-11-12 22:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are not bad insults, but humourous:
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: How old is your son -- the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
2006-10-04 04:17:23 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
1) Where's my money bit*h- I ain't pimpin' you out for free!
2) You've slept with so many people now you're just a c*m dumpster.
3) I'll hit you so hard even your grandchildren will have headaches!
4) Oh, I see your neck threw up again.
5) Your village called, they want their idiot back.
Have a great day!!!
2006-10-04 03:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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it was to my other half at a policemans ball - the acid tongue wife of a collegue said to my other half -''is that your missus she's stunning - how did you land her have you got a lot of money or something'' hehehehehehehe ding dong.....
2016-04-07 02:24:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You covered it all I guess with that one.
Note to self. Look out for someone saying this. They may be short a few marbles.
2006-10-04 02:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by John 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a few of my favorites...
Were your parents siblings?
100 potential children died on yo mama's face last night!!
Go put on your tin-foil hat & wait for your spaceship to arrive!!
2006-10-04 03:03:26 · answer #7 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The link below is to a great example of creative hate-speech. Use it sparingly, if at all.
2006-10-04 03:58:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She still likes nature in spite of what it did to her.
What is the miracle of Aids...it turns fruits into vegtables.
2006-10-04 02:58:23 · answer #9 · answered by wayne7in 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May your life be filled with lawyers
(Good insults need to be short but pithy)
Nice perfume/cologne. Must you marinate in it?
2006-10-04 02:57:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋