i hate Dou chebags that take up a lane going slow as mollasses and dont move when your riding their ***. what do u do? flash your lights? install a bull horn? slow down wait for the world to end?
2006-10-04 02:53:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Commuting
Hey LEE C im sure the insurance company that paid that claim would love to see your confession. Info is easy to get on here especially u being on yahoo and all. watch what u admit it might come back to bite u in your a ss. see how legal it is when your gettin a ss rammed by your new cell mate.
2006-10-04 03:33:00 · update #1
lol these answers are hilarious.; i like the stupid flag and inspector gadget one.
2006-10-04 03:36:55 · update #2
lol bumb n run? im not trying to kill people here if they lose control. yeah typically its a big truck going 10-15 under limit in the fast lane of a three lane highway with two semi's going the same speed in the other to so unable to pass.
2006-10-04 05:15:55 · update #3
i use my high beams or my horn...
but, i so want to invent a stupid gun that shoots out "stupid" flags and when the person gets 5, the car won't drive for a day
2006-10-04 03:01:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I try not to let it piss me off too much. I know that there are always going to be people out there who drive slow and hold up traffic, but aside from shooting them or running them off the road, both of which are illegal, there's really nothing you can do about it. I just pass them. If they were being really stupid about it, like driving 10mph under the speed limit in the left lane, then I cut it really close when I jump back in front of them. Sometimes they get the idea that they need to get out of the way, but more often than not they're oblivious.
But if you have no problems with breaking the law, you could borrow a trick from Nascar and try bump drafting them.
2006-10-04 11:02:47 · answer #2 · answered by j.f. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good way to cause an accident. How about wait until the lane next to you is open, and just go around them. Flashing lights and using your horn will just make them go slower and have no effect. Plus if a cop is watching then you get the ticket for reckless driving. Calm down!
2006-10-04 10:01:13 · answer #3 · answered by thunder2sys 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
get yourself an aftermarket body kit from the Inspector Gadget Corporation that will turn your car into a plane so you can fly over them... if the plane kit proves too expensive, you can always settle for the one that raises your car up on wheel stilts so you can drive right over them without so much as a scratch to either car... then, once you've passed over them, you lower the stilts and you're happily on your way!
These are all ways to actually PASS them (which doesn't actually answer your question) but if you want to tell them you're pissed off they were going so slow in the first place, you can always shoot rotten eggs at them as you're going over them. This requires the special rotten egg gatling gun kit but its well worth it. :) Happy driving!
2006-10-04 10:06:42 · answer #4 · answered by wreck_beach 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In Atlanta it seems to bump the rear bumper if the other method do not work. Have witnessed the bump and run many times on I-285. Be careful as most southern drivers carry a pistol.
2006-10-04 11:39:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes you think it's YOUR lane? Have you ever thought that maybe you're NOT the center of the Universe? That's why there's so many accidents and road rage -- everyone is so self-centered and inconsiderate.
Leave early and chill on tunes ... then it won't matter if the world ends or not.
2006-10-04 10:05:41 · answer #6 · answered by an23t23s 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Flashing your lights is the best way. They may be distracted by their music and not hear a horn, or even check their mirrors; however, flashing lights tend to get their attention.
If you ride their tail, you risk (a) pissing them off so they don't move, or (b) rear-ending them, for which you will always be at fault.
2006-10-04 10:01:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If they are truly going "slow as mollasses," just pass them, even if on their right. If they are actually going faster than the speed limit, though, then you need to check yourself before you crash or cause someone else to crash. Yes, it does happen, and tailgating is usually the cause on a highway.
2006-10-04 10:03:58 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ummm...pass them
any of the other stuff you suggested is usually illegal and annoying.
if you rode my *** I might just see a poor squirral right at that time and would be forced to slam on my brakes. been there done that (and it IS legal) if they are going the speed limit and you are in a hurry, tough.
otherwise, you can only be patient.
2006-10-04 10:00:16 · answer #9 · answered by Lee C 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rear end them and run them off the road. If you have a flame thrower, use it. Didn't you ever play the old computer game Autoduel?
2006-10-04 09:56:27 · answer #10 · answered by Akkakk the befuddled 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
flashlights or change the time that you leave the house or go to work.
exp. If you leave you house every morning at 6am and you run into them. Leave at 5:45am. Better early where you are going then not late.
2006-10-04 10:03:37 · answer #11 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋