what do u fink the answer is? also give a a short joke with ur answer!
2006-10-04 02:43:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the answer i had was a quarter pounder with cheese, but i love the bread stick option as i'd not heard that one. vote for the best answer now!
2006-10-04 12:37:59 · update #1
A Breadstick.
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The b oy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says,"$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
2006-10-04 02:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by Myke BoDean 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-09-08 06:46:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-16 01:37:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
infected anorexic
infection-retic
yeast-affarien
reno-yeast
I could go on but want to earn some more points
2006-10-04 02:59:09 · answer #4 · answered by s_d_wadham 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Bread Stick....
Last Day on the Job!
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "F**k him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
2006-10-04 02:49:56 · answer #5 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A bread stick! Ok, here is my joke...
What's 1/2 black, 1/2 white & comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson!!
Here's another...
Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm!!
Enjoy!! (-:
2006-10-04 02:56:25 · answer #6 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cultured!
2006-10-04 02:45:14 · answer #7 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mrs Thrush?
Before the eating disorder she was Mrs Tush?
Sorry.
2006-10-04 03:01:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-07-02 01:13:13 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Breadstick.
Yo momma so old and fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He had to make yo momma get out da way!
Yuk! Yuk! Thanks for the points!
2006-10-04 04:56:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋