A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the drunk says.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused,the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
2006-10-04 01:42:54 · 15 answers · asked by Krazykraut 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I hardly can see my keyboard because of your joke, it was few weeks without a good one as yours, from a rating from 1 to 10 you got 20, thanks for making my day and Friday night when I'll tell to my friends at the pub.
2006-10-04 01:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-04 01:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, brought a smile to my face.
2006-10-04 02:59:04 · answer #3 · answered by CJBig 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That is a goodie! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
Have a great evening!
2006-10-04 14:39:25 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha...funny. i like that one. thanx for the smile this early in the morning
2006-10-04 01:45:42 · answer #5 · answered by biffer84 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-10-04 09:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by fancey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one, I'm always for more jokes in this life :)
2006-10-04 01:45:41 · answer #7 · answered by bad person 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha thats good!!now get back to work lol!
2006-10-04 02:21:25 · answer #8 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-04 01:45:59 · answer #9 · answered by beetee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny funny
2006-10-04 02:40:32 · answer #10 · answered by p_a_m_i_e 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋