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When Satan puts me on the charcoal grill, can I choose my sauce? I like sauce with lots of brown sugar and/or molasses.

2006-10-04 01:22:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

May I suggest Hoi-sin sauce for sir? My favourite on ribs.

2006-10-04 01:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if satan became hip to dead people's taste then yes, he may grant you your choice of BBQ sauce. However, if he puts you on the grill chances are you will be lunch for him and other demons and they will be choosing the BBQ sauce.

2006-10-04 08:26:45 · answer #2 · answered by ♣DreamDancer♣ 5 · 0 0

Well I don't like to use barbecue sauce.
I will marinate you overnight in the blood of christian zombie hypocrites though.

2006-10-04 08:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's up to Satan,not you,and Satan doesn't like barbecue sauce.He prefers Heinz 57.You will be more like shish-ka-Joe,so nothing will much matter to you at that point.

2006-10-04 08:28:46 · answer #4 · answered by kimberli 4 · 0 0

The song says that they don't serve breakfast in Hell, so probably not.

It is too bad that Hell isn't taken seriously.

2006-10-04 08:26:09 · answer #5 · answered by RB 7 · 0 0

don't quit your day job to try to be a comedian
You are trying to be funny but you miss it by a long way
You need to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior and you won't have to worry about going to Hell

2006-10-04 08:27:18 · answer #6 · answered by suzie 7 · 0 0

I'm totally agree with sue h

2006-10-04 08:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by Princess 2 · 0 0

I don't think you're going to get to choose anything. You're that bad eh!

2006-10-04 08:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by Mary Smith 6 · 0 0

She intends to change the future somehow.

2006-10-04 08:23:50 · answer #9 · answered by terminator 1 · 0 0

Yes and I'm sure of it.

2006-10-04 08:24:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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