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What's that on your face???

Looks like you spilled...

Alittle cuteness on yourself!!!

2006-10-04 01:10:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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When my husband was in Iraq this guy that I worked with told me he worked for the federal government. I looked at him like ,Huh? He said yeaha I take care of the women that are left behind when their man goes over seas. I thought you stupid but it was one that I never heard.

2006-10-04 01:15:27 · answer #1 · answered by "karma" 4 · 0 0

When it comes to cheesy lines, nobody can beat the lyrics from Weird Al's "Wanna B Ur Lovr". Featuring such gems as "Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet".

2006-10-04 01:17:18 · answer #2 · answered by Bramblyspam 7 · 1 0

1.
Boy.: Excuse me mis...but is your father a thief
Girl:(mad)how dare you???how can you say something like that my father
Boy: I was just asking cause you know, your father stole all the stars in the sky and putted it on your eyes...

2.
bOY: miss I couldnt remember MY number, could you give me yours...

What do you think? Are these cheesy or what???

2006-10-04 01:52:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

they are embarrassing highly once you hear a chum utilizing one. regularly, they don't artwork!!!! "How became heaven once you only left"? "Are your ft sore? because you've been strolling by my recommendations all day lengthy" How's that for Cheeze? it really is even cheezier once you're there to hearken to it! a lot of guffaws, S-40 2

2016-11-26 02:09:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

we were texting about some school trip he was taking his students on....
and I was joking about going along to buy some nice chips
and he replied
"I'd like to take you to X town... for more than chips"

OH.. U said cheesy.
I read SLEAZY.
ahah....

2006-10-04 01:21:31 · answer #5 · answered by Beth 3 · 0 0

The cheesiest I got :

Him: Hey you must be really tired..
Me: uh.. no..why?
Him: Cos you've been running through my mind the whole day.

Can you say CHEESY???!!!

............................. but it made me laugh...

2006-10-04 02:35:11 · answer #6 · answered by Angie Pastrami 3 · 0 0

I couldn't help but noticing you notice me, noticing you.

Did you notice...

2006-10-04 02:45:27 · answer #7 · answered by silvertree 2 · 0 0

is there a mirror in your pants, because.... i can see myself in them

2006-10-04 02:44:01 · answer #8 · answered by hotchickhazeleyed 2 · 0 0

yak

2006-10-04 01:12:01 · answer #9 · answered by jacky 6 · 0 0

If I told you your body was sexy would you hold it against me?

cute question, thanks!

2006-10-04 01:15:49 · answer #10 · answered by ooh baby 3 · 0 0

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