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Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and
start toasting and cheering, "51 days! 51 Days!!" About five minutes later,
another blonde walks in,Orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering.

Finally, another blonde walks in with what looks like a
Cardboard picture. She puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and
starts cheering with the others, "51 days!
51 days!! The Bar Tender starts too get really curious, so he walks over to
discover that the picture is a Cookie Monster Puzzle. He walks over to one of
the blondes and asks, "What on earth are you doing??" "Well," the blonde says,
"everyone thinks blondes are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the box of
this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!

2006-10-04 00:41:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

16 answers

LOL!!! Blondes can be so dingy sometimes (not all of them though).

2006-10-04 01:24:01 · answer #1 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0 1

It is encouraged especialy if you get two of them together.

They are build that way.

Great joke by the way.

Here is another.

A blind guy goes into the bar and go sits at the bar. He orders a beer and yells at the barman, "Barman do you wanna hear a blonde yoke?" No one answers. he yells again " Do you huh?"

A husky voice next to him answers him" I would realy think about it before i do something like that. The barman is a blonde I am a wrestling champ and I am a blonde my friend here is a kung fu champ and she is blonde two feet away from you is a blonde judo champ and the bouncer is a 100kg blonde lady. The guy thinks for a second and replise" No i will pass because i dont wanna explain it five times!"

2006-10-04 00:52:36 · answer #2 · answered by alwyn 2 · 0 0

That reminds me of the blonde who had a baby and carried the new-born around for months without changing the diaper. Someone, holding their nose, finally asked "Lady why why don't you change your baby's diaper." Then the blonde responds..."The box of diapers says 4-6 pounds and there is only 3 and a half pounds of crap in there so far."

Oh, by the way, I think you are safe to have sex with a blonde as long as her eyebrows are a different color.

2006-10-04 01:32:20 · answer #3 · answered by Doug C 3 · 0 0

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2006-10-04 01:19:15 · answer #4 · answered by d d 1 · 0 0

HAHA have u heard about the blonde trying to do the rooster puzzle?? she calls her bf over and asks for help..she's has been at it for days and cannot complete the rooster puzzle,,, he walks in and and picks up the kellogs corn flake box and just shakes his head.lol

2006-10-04 00:51:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2016-11-26 02:07:43 · answer #6 · answered by kirtiman 3 · 0 0

Don't know many blonds but are they really that stupid?

2006-10-04 00:45:34 · answer #7 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0 0

go and ask ur blonde sister if a man has ever falling in love with her.

2006-10-04 00:51:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Okay Citizen now you are starting to piss me off!

LMFAO.....Nah just kidding!
I'm blonde & do you know what I
have in common with a turtle?....If
you put us on our back were both f*cked!!!

2006-10-04 00:44:59 · answer #9 · answered by Karen 6 · 3 1

LOL!
I'll have to remember to pass this one on.

2006-10-04 00:45:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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