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You have nothing to confess, my son. God gave you the gift of sexual pleasure in order to keep you amused and busy.

You have a duty unto God to relieve yourself of your erection by spankin' that monkey REAL HARD!

2006-10-04 00:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Getting an erction is not sinful but easing it is. I should also ask you this, what were you thinking while gazing at the Bible? I have never heard of it, but then it's surprising why you had it becuase all the scenes where sex is mentioned it's mentioned in a manner that you would not desire. One incident is when the daughters of Lot did it with him to keep the family line, the highest form of incest.

But anyway bro if you are newly converted consider seeing you Pastor for deliverance since it seems like you are tormented by the spirit of Fornication if not married, if you are then you are being harrassed by the demon of adultry.

2006-10-04 00:43:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The regulations of the old testomony have many regulations to bypass via on sexual subjects. the recent testomony does no longer have specific regulations different than on habit of single persons, and married persons. examine the bible from cover to cover to benefit the fact. i recognize many church homes teach issues incorrect with solid intentions. a lot of human beings will interpret issues they hear incorrect or upload to what they heard. in case you examine the bible your self, you would recognize what it says, and does not say. Thank God you're allowed to own a bible and might examine.

2016-12-26 09:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I can't imagine how it could be. I don't know of anything in the bible that could inspire lust. More likely than not it was a completely biological reaction in a young body. But confess anyway, couldn't hurt and I'd love to know what a priest tells you. Who knows maybe you'll get lucky?

2006-10-04 00:24:07 · answer #4 · answered by W0LF 5 · 1 1

Didn't the Catholic nuns of medieval Europe used to do something similar? It was connected to sexual neurosis and hysteria, due to the enforcement of celibacy.

Best chuck away the bible and follow your own beliefs. It's the only way you can live and learn. Confession will only provide the pervert priest with entertainment for himself later on.

2006-10-04 00:59:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

eeeuww!

Were you reading with a young nun at the time?

You already confessed. To us. Let's just forget this ever happened, ok?

2006-10-04 02:10:34 · answer #6 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0 0

Erections are normal male reactions. However, what were you reading? If it was Song of Solomon, then I am not surprised. If it was Job or Lamentations, I would be concerned.

2006-10-04 01:08:26 · answer #7 · answered by waycyber 6 · 0 0

You really should stay out of the book of Leviticus! Porn for the Christians it is! Dirtier than Pobs underpants! Stick to the gospels and I sure your 'problem' will ease.

2006-10-04 23:39:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well if it was one of those natural ones that happen every so often, i dont think its bad. But if it was like a part of the bible where there was something like sexy, then it might be bad.

2006-10-04 00:23:40 · answer #9 · answered by AndyMan 3 · 1 0

were you reading a naughty part of the Bible? Has it ever happened before? I think you will be fine

2006-10-04 00:22:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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