A guy and lady who just finished doing sex. After sometime both of the felt very hungry. It was freakin' freezing night and so was the house so they both have an argument over who should go get the food.
After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can come up with the best poem would be the one to stay in bed.
They thought for a while when the guy says, "Okay, I got one. Two times two is four plus five is nine, I can pee in yours but you can't pee in mine".
So she thinks for a minute and says, "Okay two times two is four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you'll never know the depth of mine."
2006-10-04 00:20:35 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL. That is sooooo outrageous! LOL.
Hilarious, also. LOL. I can't help it, every time I read it, I laugh out loud!
Thank you for the laughs.
Have a great evening/ day!
2006-10-04 15:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're precise approximately that one. lady are itchy charecters, LOL, and adult males do rather some fingering around. Now u have additionally responded my private fears and questions approximately witches, LOL women those with itches, ha ha ha, yet basically think of your finger too having an itch alongside with your ear, Oh expensive, lady are not any doubt trumphiant, they prevail, lol
2016-10-18 11:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man replies two times two is four
and four plus five is nine
i know al never know ur depth, coz uv been f*ck*d so many times
2006-10-04 01:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by bd6_bad_boy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dated a divorced woman once and her ex saw us out at a club and asked me why I wanted to have sex with a pu**y that's been all f*cked out.
I told him I was using the part he never got to.
2006-10-04 00:41:25 · answer #4 · answered by al p 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard that a long time ago, but it is still funny. Yeah, women Rock!!
2006-10-04 00:55:36 · answer #5 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, took me a second to get it but I got it! Very cute!
2006-10-04 00:31:09 · answer #6 · answered by amandan0218 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kids could be reading this. Please grow up and tell suitable jokes .
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2006-10-04 02:05:55 · answer #7 · answered by farm girl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
omg i can't stop laughing it was dirty and cute at the same time it fuking rocked you're awesome lmfao:-)) omg laughing still
2006-10-04 00:44:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2006-10-04 01:10:46 · answer #9 · answered by OnThe36th 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good, needed a good laugh..... gotta show this one to my friends....... i would rate it a 9 at least
2006-10-04 01:26:16 · answer #10 · answered by carriemehome25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋