2006-10-03 22:56:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(W)hen are you bored you read this Poetry contest:
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu.”
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin’ went.
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
2006-10-04 17:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why can u be bored when u have friends like us...just come to yahoo answers and help others in their problem.......
but ur asking a hen to answer ur question.but why should i...
2006-10-07 13:11:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why wud u be bored if u hav enough time boring others.
step on the gas n start borin others n hav fun
2006-10-05 02:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by bheem 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
welll go to this websit u can make new frnds and u won't get bored
2006-10-06 14:53:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
read some jokes,riddles,poem,watch t.v and go to friends house.
2006-10-07 00:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋