please help me
2006-10-03 22:51:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First I thought you were from Africa. Then by nick name, I can make you as an Indian.
There are many joke sites and when bored, you can log on to one them and read and get refreshed.
Here is one for your boredom:
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.
He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with
no experience.
On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up
and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed,
they start exploring each other's bodies.
Things are going fine until the bride discovers her
husband's penis. "Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".
\She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love. After several minutes,
the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey?
Am I hurting you?"
"No", the bride replies. "Just undo them damn knots. I need more rope!"
2006-10-04 17:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHEN YOU GET BORED FIND SOMEONE WHO YOU CAN BORE...AND WHEN THE OTHER PERSON IS COMPLETELY BORED ...YOU END UP HAVING A PARTNER...
2006-10-07 06:15:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
go 4 a run play games go owt side dnt stay in side go owtside
2006-10-08 02:38:35 · answer #3 · answered by blond-girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
play pc games
think of ur future
surf the net
2006-10-05 01:55:06 · answer #4 · answered by t.subash 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
read some jokes,riddles,poem,watch t.v and go to friends house
2006-10-07 00:40:49 · answer #5 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yahoo answers.
2006-10-06 08:54:16 · answer #6 · answered by prince47 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋