in the pub last night, conversation moved onto dating, and developed into 'whats the worst possible thing somebody could ever say on a first date!'
high up on the list were;
how long would it be before your family reported you missing?
do you mind if my husband/wife joins us? (delete as appropriate)
just out of interest, do you have any side effects to rohypnol?
these electronic tags really chaff your ankle!
yeh, i think you might recognise me from that sex offenders article in The Sun recently.
does anybody have any others? just curious...
2006-10-03 22:02:29 · 36 answers · asked by muppet 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Haha - I had a friend who went on a date and said to him "I normally go for good looking men, but I'm lowering my standards" - didn't go down well at all!
2006-10-03 22:11:20 · answer #1 · answered by megtownson 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
if a guy dated a girl & said:
ive just sneezed & shat myself
i can't afford the drink, can we just share a glass?
oh! being a post C20th woman, i thought you would pay the bill
i was only arrested once for stalking it wasn't really...
as a guy: really, the girl having bad breath; i'd just terminate the d8, having a dead tongue for conversation, or when ur kissing which too many girls do & being too revealing with their dress (yes i'm quite trad. about dress) i'd laugh if they had whiffy nether regions but prob'ly wouldn't d8 them in the 1st place- have u seen the ladies spray perfume up armpits & then their crotch? that cracks me up! don't ask me where i meet these ladies!
2006-10-04 15:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by Can I Be Your Pet? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. im only here because my mates thought it would be a laugh, you dont honestly think this was for real did you?
2. is there anychance you could pay i kinda gave my girlfriend money to go out with her mates.
3. is there anychance you could go over + give that girl my number because she is well fit.
4. awww f**k theres my parents!
5. i brought my mates along its kool if they join us right?
6.im actually married, but my husband/wife wont find out.
the list is endless about what could happen but luckly enough none of them have happened to me....
2006-10-03 23:10:48 · answer #3 · answered by lil niks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you mind if my mother joins us next time?
I only wear nappies in the evenings.
Have you ever examined your poo for worms?
I have super magical powers and I can control the world.
Would you like to bear my children?
Can we get married next weekend?
How loud can you fart?
Do you like *eeing on people?
I'd like to buy you some underwear for the next time I see u. What size are you?
I've been watching you from my flat for a long time now.
I took these pictures of you on a telephoto lense before I knew who you were.
2006-10-03 22:11:08 · answer #4 · answered by Charlie Brigante 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Let's split the bill- that really peeves me off. I prefer to pay the wntire bill or let them pay the entire bill so i can return the favour next time.... then i end up paying for the entire bill and never want to see him again to let him return the favour- sign of a cheapskate who thinks i'm going to not pay my share- if he thinks that then i'd prefer to show him who's man.... bloody idiot!
2006-10-03 22:05:26 · answer #5 · answered by antagonist 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hard call, i certainly dont comprehend what i could do on your difficulty. in case you like him sufficient proceed seeing him and spot the way it is going. Its hassle-free to work out why he could carry this from you, he doesnt like it to sabotage each relationship. Be happy that he did assist you comprehend at last nevertheless.
2016-10-01 22:16:32 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the first time I have met a really ugly woman on a blind date
2006-10-03 22:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a first date with a guy he kept taking the piss out of my eyebags and asking me if I'd ever 'had it up the bum'. I quickly saw myself home.
2006-10-03 22:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by yvonne c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I've never had a relationship get past the first date stage, they all seem to be put off by the fact I sleep in a coffin!"
2006-10-03 23:56:27 · answer #9 · answered by adihat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once told a girlfriend that it was up to her where we went on the date because I was indifferent, that didn't go down too well.
2006-10-03 22:07:37 · answer #10 · answered by crownose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋