A Funny Joke?

Question

A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say CAN and WILL be held against you. The drunk replies, "T i t s !" :)

Answer 1

yes :D You brought a smile to my face.

Answer 2

A woman is sitting at the bar with a drink in one hand and a duck in the other...when a man who's been drinking for 11 hours straight staggers over to her and says: where'd you get the pig? the woman snubs up her nose and moves down a few seats...he comes over to her again and says: where'd you get the pig? the woman becomes offended and moves to a table...half an hour goes by then he comes over again and says: where'd you get the pig? the woman says: it's not a pig... it's a duck! the man says: i was talk'n to the duck!

Answer 3

Here's a fun one.....

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning
against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over,
and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question....

Answer 4

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."


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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.
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Looking into their eyes
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts
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Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

GOD says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

GOD says, "So they would love you!"

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Answer 5

Heh, wasn't half bad...

3/5

Answer 6

lol cool

Answer 7

can you explain a little of T-i-ts, thank you!
if that mean is FxxxK give him your fist to his face:))

Answer 8

very cool

Answer 9

Huh??!! I don't get it??? Im blond =(

Answer 10

am i the drunken person and are you the officer??? LOL.