A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a
small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned
to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift.
Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the
effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems.
"All of these years, everything has been working just fine I have
turned the knob many times and have been very pleased with the results.
But now, I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these
terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those
are your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
2006-10-03 21:10:25 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!! Best Joke I Have Heard All Day!!
I Send Jokes To My Family And Friends Everyday, Only One A Day. This Is The One I Sent Today....Thanks!!
2006-10-05 10:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl. LOL. See what vanity gets ya!? LOL.
LOL.
Thanks for the laughs.
Have a good one, and take care!
2006-10-06 00:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one LOL
2006-10-04 04:54:47 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL too funny
2006-10-04 04:47:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAH! SCARY!!
lol
2006-10-04 04:26:31 · answer #5 · answered by techlover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, that was funny
2006-10-04 04:37:12 · answer #6 · answered by belyndabeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa.....that was funny.....lol.......
2006-10-04 04:57:57 · answer #7 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it sure made me laugh. thanks 4 sharing
2006-10-04 04:49:27 · answer #8 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋