2006-10-03 21:05:16 · 21 answers · asked by Kango Man 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The fact you referred to Big G as a She is a very sensible move. I'm liking you. A lot.
ps. You're still looking fab baby!
2006-10-04 02:49:00 · answer #1 · answered by Lily & Stu Too 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Child labour.
God is only 17 billion years old Herself, and has been stuck in a tiny, third-world galaxy (i.e. the Milky Way) since She was but a little nipper, pumping out handcrafted planets to fill up the rest of the Universe.
Every six aeons, She mutters under Her breath about being glad when it's all over, then remembers She's immortal.
She then slaps her forehead and says 'Doh.'
2006-10-04 03:28:24 · answer #2 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is having a rest from making planets at the moment, because He/She has taken over Gregg,s and is too busy making Sausage Rolls and Pasties , == Try some , they taste as if they are made in Heaven
2006-10-03 22:31:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don’t know what do you think?
If god is a Man he probebly would have only worked 6 days in the last 13 billion years, but if God was a Woman................
You know the rest.
2006-10-03 21:09:52 · answer #4 · answered by carla s 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
After receiving the Nobel Prize for her work in creating universes and all the related things, Maria Anchovy (also known as 'God') decided to rest on her laurels. She now spends her free time playing badminton.
2006-10-03 21:09:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really think that if god existed he would be a bloke, and also he hasn't made a new planet every week, he's busy doing other stuff like writing the ten commandments and doing miracles.
2006-10-03 21:39:10 · answer #6 · answered by Jack R 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God does not exist, as has been proven.
The insecure people that follow her could be said to be 'living on a differant planet'. So maybe there could be some logic to making some new ones for those people (if it was physically possible of course ! )?.
2006-10-03 21:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by Jon H 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
new planet every week, i helped do the glaciers on the last one. Sometimes tho him and his team like a change and make black holes or chocolate planets - oh how we laugh
2006-10-03 22:15:44 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Gravy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
According to the Bible He made the stars and the heavens in one day, so why Earth took 6, I don't know :P
(interesting to see you wrote She)
2006-10-03 21:07:19 · answer #9 · answered by Walter W. Krijthe 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God has just set in the things in process . He interferes little until it is required
2006-10-03 21:39:12 · answer #10 · answered by kl s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋