a cucumber or a goose?
2006-10-03 20:15:37 · 23 answers · asked by markhatter 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
chewbacca - can you imagine if they did?
2006-10-03 20:30:43 · update #1
Sorry g3n1ouz0 no Goose ever got to be a Swan thats reserved for Ducklings A Goose stays fat and waddles and i`m not being a Goose .And i`m not gonna be a cucumber after iv`e read those answers .no ones sticking me no where . so neeerrrr neeerrrrr neeerrr neeeerri`m not playing
2006-10-03 22:21:28 · answer #1 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goose.
Definitely goose.
The reason being...
I will have the great prospect of a long life and the chance of being transformed into a beautiful
Swan.
Whereas with the cucumber...
Such a short life span and the only vision of
becoming a sandwich,
a cucumber salad or
a pickle at best.
I know, I know,
no life is perfect.
I will keep my eyes open so I don't end up
on your sweet household's table :)
If bad comes to worse though,
its better to be
a dressed roasted goose
rather than
a cucumber moose.
MISKENY
According to Wikipedia (and to my own ing3n1ouz mind)
Goose (plural geese) is the general English name for a considerable number of birds, belonging to the family Anatidae. This family also includes SWANS, most of which are larger than geese, and ducks, which are smaller.
SO YOU SEE!!!!!!!!
DON'T TRY AND TAKE AWAY MY DREAM !!!
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2006-10-03 21:25:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ylia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A goose because I don't like cucumber!
2006-10-04 02:11:57 · answer #3 · answered by kas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tricky one this.
Er, Goose.
No hang on, Cucumber.
Yes, Goose, definately Cucumber.
2006-10-03 20:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I choose goose, cucumbers don't get to go south for the winter
2006-10-03 20:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by Andy M Thompson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A goose
2006-10-03 20:22:22 · answer #6 · answered by Siobhan K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cucumbers give me gas and gooses **** eveywhere and it smells pretty gross. Oh I guess a Goocumber. That way I'm just a bird with gas. That won't bother other people too much.
2006-10-03 20:19:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool as a cucumber
2006-10-03 20:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by starlet108 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goose. Then I can chase and scare off everyone who annoys me :)
I've heard of poor cucumbers being suffocated in dark tight places, poor things. ;)
2006-10-03 20:19:53 · answer #9 · answered by Matwix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooooh definately a cucumber, u see i have a phobia against birds, they scare the hell out of me. if i was a goose i would be scared of myself and all my friends and relatives.
anyway cucumbers are kinda cool!!!
2006-10-03 20:21:50 · answer #10 · answered by shariwharton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋