I want the ones that don't actually work, the ones that are funny.
2006-10-03 19:39:29 · 15 answers · asked by NightTrainWooWoo 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
If I was the alphabet I would put u and i together.
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Want a job? Planting tulips.
2006-10-07 17:19:01 · answer #1 · answered by chawk1760 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a checkout line? Cause I see you checkin' me out!
Your like a Visa card...your everywhere I want to be.
Are you a parking ticket because I see the word FINE written all over you.
2006-10-04 02:50:20 · answer #2 · answered by Aimee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You say: WOOOooo... WOOOooo...
They say: What's that!?!
You say: That's the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away, becuase you just stopped my heart.
You say: Is your name Visa?
They say: Umm, no.
You say: Because you're everywhere I want to be.
You say: Blueberries or strawberries?
They say: Why?
You say: I'm trying to decide what to put on your pancakes tommorrow morning.
You check the tags on their clothing.
They say: What the heck are you doing?
You say: Just as I thought, made in heaven...
2006-10-04 02:43:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once had a guy say to me "Can I borrow a quarter, my mom told me to call her when i fell in love." That didn't work to well, but it was funny.
2006-10-04 02:42:00 · answer #4 · answered by Dcham81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice legs , what time do they open?
to hell with money! i have the gift that keeps on giving!
i lost my number ...can i have yours?
my room is nothing like the dmv baby, you dont need a liscense to drive MY stick!
i have more, im just too lazy to type them
2006-10-04 02:46:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice shoos. Wanna F***
As long as I have a face you will allways have a place to sit.
2006-10-04 02:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy: Did that hurt?
Girl: What?
Guy: Did falling from heaven hurt?
hehe
2006-10-04 02:45:40 · answer #7 · answered by jesica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your Bedrock
2006-10-04 02:43:51 · answer #8 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going and going....
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.
Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
I look good on you.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
**** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
Excuse me, do you wanna ****, or should I apologize?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a **** is out of the question.
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me.
Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
The word for the night is legs, let's go back to my room and spread the word.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go Choochoo.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"
Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth.
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
2006-10-04 02:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by the_mystical_runt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are like wine, you grow finer as you get older.
your name must be summer because you are hot.
[they soooo dont work. lol]
2006-10-04 02:41:54 · answer #10 · answered by colelynnnn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋