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A man lives on the 19th floor of an apartment building. When he goes to work, he always uses the elevator to travel to the lobby. But when he come home at the end of the day, he has a choice to make:
If it is raining outside, he gets into the elevator, and travels to the 19th floor, and goes straight to his apartment.
If it is sunny out, he takes the elevator the the 12th floor, and then takes the fire stairs up the remaing floors to his apartment.
Why does he do this?

2006-10-03 18:40:36 · 7 answers · asked by envision_man 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

He is a midget, and can only reach the button 12 in the elevator unless he has his umbrella, at which point he can reach button 19.

2006-10-03 18:51:01 · answer #1 · answered by ALFimzadi 5 · 3 0

when its sunny he cant reach the button for the 19th floor, but when its raining he can press the button b/c he has his umbrella

2006-10-04 02:03:04 · answer #2 · answered by monk_e_chic 2 · 0 0

he is short and he needs the umbrella to push the 19th button or else he could only reach 12th button ^_^

2006-10-04 01:53:52 · answer #3 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0 0

cos he needs a tan, but hasn't got all 19 floors in him, so he starts at 12

2006-10-04 01:43:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

because he wants to see how many women are watching him or he is a peepingtom.

2006-10-04 01:46:59 · answer #5 · answered by ro gulley rat 2 · 0 0

COZ HE IS A ...dumb a s s !

2006-10-04 02:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by rockinghard 2 · 0 0

he was afraid

2006-10-04 01:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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