Know any good toasts???

Question

Please dont say "cheers" or "salute"..Heres one an old guy that used to come in my bar told me...it gross but sorta funny.
Heres to mag, she was a good old hag
Now between her toes, green matter flows
And before I'd s*ck her festering t*ts
I'd drink a gallon of buzzard puke and die of the drizzling sh*ts
*= u or i ....lol had to keep it clean

Answer 1

http://www.members.tripod.com/Drinking/toast.html

I've drank to your health with others,
I've drank to your health alone.
I've drank to your health so many times,
That I've almost ruined my own.

--Admiral Bull Halsey.

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we are asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

--Old Irish toast.



A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts.


Drink to-day, and drown all sorrow,
You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow.
Best, while you have it, use your breath:
There is no drinking after death.
Wine works the heart up, wakes up the wit;
There is no cure ‘gainst age but it.
It helps the headache, cough, and tisic,
And is for all disease physic.
Then let us swill, boys, for our health;
Who drinks well, loves the commonwealth
And he that will to bed go sober,
Falls with the leaf still in October.
–John Fletcher

http://www.macthoy.org/culture/customs/toasts.htm

Answer 2

1.Here's to honor. Don't come in her come on 'er.

2. Here's to the breezes that blows through the treezes
and lifts up the skirts above the girls' kneezes
that shows the place that teases and pleases.
Down the hatch, I love snatch.

Answer 3

They say there's a stork that brings all the good babies
They say there's a raven that brings all the bad babies
and here's to the swallow that brings no babies

Here's to you here's to me
best of friends we'll always be
but if we ever disagree
f--- you! Here's to me

Answer 4

There once was a man from Nantuckett,
You once had a d!ck so long he could suck it,
As he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cu#nt then I'd fu#k it!

Answer 5

Hows about Up Yours.

Answer 6

Here's to you, Here's to me, F*** you, here's to me!

Answer 7

thats good enough