I hate speech class so help me out here! :)
2006-10-03 18:02:13 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
WOW!!! That was like camping!!! Intense!!
(hint: you camp "in tents" and it is "intense")
2006-10-03 18:04:48 · answer #1 · answered by crzybeachchic 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A man is at the Superbowl at the 50 yard line, he is alone with an empty seat next to him. A second man comes to this man and asks if he could sit in the seat since it is obviously unoccupied. The man says, "Sure, go ahead and sit down young man." The young man replied, "Sir, if you don't mind me asking, why are you here at the Superbowl all alone"? "Well", replied the old man, "My wife and I have sat at the 50 yard line at every single Superbowl for the last 30 years and well, she wasn't able to make it to this one, have mercy on her soul." The young man was touched, he really felt the pain this old man must be feeling. "Well sir, surely another family member would have felt honored to take her seat so you're not alone, isn't there?" After a slight pause, the old man replied, "Nah, they're all at the funeral."
Okay, it's a bit long but I still love that one.
2006-10-04 01:15:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two men were out golfing. As one of the men got ready to hit the golf ball, they both noticed that a funeral procession was driving by. The man who was about to hit the ball, suddenly stood up straight, took off his hat, and bowed down. His friend said, "That is the most caring thing I have seen in a while".
The other man then replied, "Well, I WAS married to her for 20 years."
(ha ha ? )
2006-10-04 01:05:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why did the squirrel cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
2006-10-04 01:26:03 · answer #4 · answered by Iaean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-04 02:57:42 · answer #5 · answered by Oni 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A FIRST GRADE STUDENT WASN'T GETTING GOOD GRADES IN SCHOOL.THEN ONE DAY HE SURPRISED THE TEACHER WITH AN ANNOUNCEMENT
HE TAPPED HER ON THE SHOULDER AND SAID,"I DON'T WANT TO SCARE YOU,BUT MY DADDY SAYS THAT IF I DON'T START GETTING BETTER GRADES.......
"SOMEBODY IS GETTING A SPANKING"
2006-10-04 01:20:25 · answer #6 · answered by a1972chevytruck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
2006-10-04 01:04:16 · answer #7 · answered by JeffG 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why do mice have small balls?
They don't like to dance much.
2006-10-04 02:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by imlovinvolleyballincal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor me...
in a cup! ;)
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2006-10-04 01:10:07 · answer #9 · answered by Holly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋