There once was a flood and everyone had reached safety except for one man. He climbed to the top of his house with the water lapping at his feet. A helicopter flew over his head and hung down a rope for him to climb, but the man was deeply religious and said, "It's alright! The Lord will save me!" So the helicopter flew away. The water continued to rise and a boat came to him but, once again, the man shouted, "No! Go AWAY! the Lord will come and save me!" and, once again, the boat sped off. The water was getting dangerously deep by now so the helicopter came back and, on cue, the man repeated, "I don't need saving! My Lord will come" Reluctantly, the helicopter left.
The rain continued to pour, the water continued to rise and the man drowned. At the gates of heaven, the man met St. Peter. Confused, he asked, "Peter, I have lived the life of a faithful man - why did my Lord not rescue me?"
St. Peter replied, "For pity sake! He sent you two helicopters and a boat!"
2006-10-03 17:12:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THIS ONE IS FUNNY!!!!!!!
-One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.
The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."
2006-10-03 17:18:02 · answer #1 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-10-04 00:15:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it a billion times already-for that I can only give you a 1 or 2 at best.
2006-10-04 00:15:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's cute. 6/10
2006-10-04 00:28:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a good joke lol, a 7 out of 10
( it got a giggle out of me )
2006-10-04 00:16:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one of the better religous jokes out there...its clean, but could be very true for some people!
2006-10-04 01:53:27 · answer #6 · answered by ALFimzadi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the other joke better.
This ones good too tho.
6
2006-10-04 00:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this joke before- it's a good one. I'll give it a 10.
2006-10-04 00:17:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will rate it as 07/10
2006-10-04 00:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by NEHA S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. 8
2006-10-04 00:16:07 · answer #10 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋