Will this keep the monkeys from attacking my niece?
2006-10-03 16:49:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
aluminum foil hat I should say.
2006-10-03 16:49:50 · update #1
Ask about the particulars of the design in a casual way.
Then try to beat him to a patent, Then you can be wildly rich.
And laughing at these chumps while your rolling in aluminum foil hat money.
Unless it's actually a clever device to control your brainwaves. Then tell him to find some other chump.
2006-10-03 16:57:23 · answer #1 · answered by Grev 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It certainly will, you'd better test that hat of his. You stand on your left foot if you're right handed or on your right foot if you are left handed. Then you place your pinkie finger of the dominant hand on the underside of the brim of the foil hat. Stick out your tongue and squint your eyes. If a lightning bolt hits you - the Beta Test has succeeded and the hat is fine. If not you better start looking for a better hat and better advice. Hope that helps. BTW which monkeys was he referring to? The Monkeys at the zoo or the ones hiding behind his back?
2006-10-03 19:16:28 · answer #2 · answered by moya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the guy asked you to "BETA TEST" his aluminum hat, he meant you should try it on and check it out to see if it was functional for your needs, most likely, and I don't know if it will keep the monkeys from attacking your niece or not.
2006-10-03 17:12:57 · answer #3 · answered by angel_eyes_3668 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man are people perplexed on aluminum hats and braces tonight or what!!!!!
I think the guy needs some serious help and so do you to think about monkeys attacking your niece. Do yourself a favor look up Psychiatrists in the phone book. Maybe they can prescribe some really good drugs for you that don't require aluminum hats. Dude go to bed!!!!!
2006-10-03 16:58:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Everyone knows monkeys can't stand the sight of aluminum hats. I would give one to your niece and if the monkeys persist on attacking switch it to a newspaper hat. Newspaper is like Kryptonite to wild monkeys!!!!!!!
2006-10-03 19:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by mburkeslaw 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you ought to do the BETA test on your niece.
Or maybe get her to take a bath once in a while.
Is she really ugly? Or does she just appear ugly whenever she goes into a strong force field.
You know how monkeys react to a force field during a full moon.
2006-10-03 16:57:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sheesh, I'm just suprised a homeless guy knew what "Beta Testing" was!!!
2006-10-03 16:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by Boodie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
definite he did, he even showered in the mens bathing room of teh park through my homestead, he extra a lengthy his grocery cart and picked me up promntly at 9 pm and we had an exlenet date behind the garbage can of a cafe
2016-12-04 04:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by farha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put it on and then start"freakin out" in front of him--rant and rave, start convulsing violently and then throw it on the ground and stomp it flat and then say "call me later" and walk away.
Oh and leave the monkeys alone-- your niece can handle them just fine.
2006-10-03 17:20:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope you had the good sense to say "no way Jose."
2006-10-03 16:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋