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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies, "Just a minute..." "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.

2006-10-03 15:36:29 · 43 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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I'm so glad that I'm not blonde!!!!

2006-10-03 17:06:50 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 2

Revenge of the Blondes.... What do you call a good looking man with a Brunette? A Hostage.

2006-10-03 17:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by chrissysno 2 · 0 0

Ha Ha, an 8

2006-10-03 15:37:48 · answer #3 · answered by David S 3 · 0 0

Typical.

2006-10-03 16:12:13 · answer #4 · answered by Papa 7 · 0 0

okay but here's one. a blond wearing a bikini was ask what are all those bruises a round your belly button from. she replied dumb blond boy Friend

2006-10-03 15:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by tym v 3 · 0 0

Yea. LOL!!!! Love it.

Did you hear about the polish guy who went to Las Vegas and lost his money in a parking meter???

2006-10-03 15:40:07 · answer #6 · answered by pbuchta 3 · 0 0

Good...I award an 8

2006-10-03 15:37:40 · answer #7 · answered by united9198 7 · 0 0

you mean my story got on the internet??? the reason i hung up was because i wanted to get some peanuts and a drink on the flight before i had to get up and get out of the plane... i mean im paying for the flight i might as well get some damn peanuts..... im suing who ever sold my joke!

2006-10-03 15:53:24 · answer #8 · answered by Leah P 3 · 0 0

Funny tell it to a jealous brunette

2006-10-03 15:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by &heartsBri&hearts 2 · 0 0

that was cute but a brunette says can you hold first I GOT A CALL then doesn't click back.

2006-10-03 15:39:20 · answer #10 · answered by yubuggin? 2 · 1 0

Rico looks under his monitor.
Rico looks under his bed.
Rico looks under his keyboard.
Rico looks under his mouse.

but he cant find the "funny".

2006-10-03 15:51:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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