She is a gorgeous girl,and I go into the Supermarket every day I have bought that much Bacon I am honking like a pig.I think she fancies me how do I express my feelings.The last time I felt like this it was with a Morticians assistant boy I pick em.
2006-10-03 15:32:29 · 17 answers · asked by realdolby 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
For a moment there I thought you were infatuated with the actual machine, which in todays perverse World is highly probable. Are you smitten by the way she slices the rashers, I bet you've seem some stylish slicing in your time, but not as sexy as her forward thrusting motion? Do you prefer smoked back to unsmoked streaky, i bet she knows just what you like? and handles your meat with her delicate fingers. I also bet you can't wait to get home after she's served you and toss-off your meat, in the frying pan of course!!
Oh! well at least she's not a PIG!
2006-10-03 15:53:05 · answer #1 · answered by Bont11 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute. It's really not normal because the bacon is usually presliced before it comes to the store and if it isn't it gets sliced by the regular meat department workers. If all she does is slice bacon, either she's a figment of your imagination or it's not pig she's slicing.
2006-10-03 15:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm. I - along with the venerable Peter Kaye - always thought 'Bacon Slicer' was the name of the machine used in the process..? Funny you should mention it though, I was just talking to my butcher the other day and I asked him why he'd sacked his assistant.
He replied 'for putting his d*** in the bacon slicer'
'What happened to the bacon slicer?' I asked.
'I sacked her too!'
2006-10-03 15:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you like her and you thinks she kind of likes you ask her out. tell her if she's not doing anything friday night you love to make her a BLT. and if she says no, start buying presliced bacon.
2006-10-03 15:40:46 · answer #4 · answered by melissa_meaux 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dolby…..I think you should be ok. My girlfriend is a cheesemonger and I’m fairly normal.
2006-10-03 21:01:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her if she is seeing anyone. If not get her phone number. Simple!
2006-10-03 16:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by yvonne c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, surely she would know by now,don't you think its about time you spoke to her....cheers good luck
2006-10-03 20:24:42 · answer #7 · answered by donua1022 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scratch in and Ham it up,No porkies tho
2006-10-03 18:40:21 · answer #8 · answered by SiH 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are attracted to the people not the jobs they have
2006-10-03 15:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by Michelle : 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its odd to fancy a machine....
2006-10-03 23:58:05 · answer #10 · answered by Don Fisher 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋