An why does he maketh me to lie down on green pasteries?
2006-10-03 14:42:59 · 24 answers · asked by Jesus / Penis 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's the government that's gonna shear you not the lord.
2006-10-03 14:45:57 · answer #1 · answered by patti duke 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On thejudgement day this lord is going to wage a war with the Arabiamn lord as both are supposed to dog all the graves and take out everybody without exception, irrespective of his religous faith and consign them to heall or heaen depending on their faith and what they did . henc eAlla will send evey chritian to hell and Christ will consign every Muslim to hell . It is not know whter there is one hell and one heaven or the chritian hell and Muslim hell.At any rqate there will be none inheaven and heaven is sure to be totally vacne as all chritians would hve been consigned to jell by allah and all Muslims would have been consigned to hell by Christ . the othere religons denominations would also heve been consigned to hell by these two Gods .Who will be inheaven ? Gods tthemselves won't know . Again there is one category that will give the slip to these two Gods. Those among the hidus whoare creamated . and the ashes have been dissoved in the rivers and oceans . No grave diger would fine them as nither their bones nor their ashes would be found in any grave . Intelligent beings . No god would b able to consign them to hell.
another thing , the The Modern developed world Gods say that the animals have no souls . how is it that the humans whom these Gods say they have souls , compare the humans and call th humans as lamps and sheep . Christ is reporeted to have saiud to a woman that he had come to redeem the lost sheep of Isreal and refused to help her for not being a sheep of Isreal , i wonde how the lost and unlost sheep of the other countries pray for reduption by that lord .It is said that sould is indestructivbel and can not be destroyed .that being so how is it that the great lords threaten to put the souls of the non-believrs in hell and into fire etc while the body which could have felt the pain has already been destroyed by decompositon and sould alsone is available to the God to deal with ? confusion worse confounded . What is soul then?Gods themselves do not know .
Whateve it is , one thing is sure There is going to a big fight between the two Gods of islam and Chritianity ovedr the souls of all belieers and non-believers . Will the Gods have faith in democracy or dictartorship? If they could beliee in democaracy, they can conduct a plebacite to decide the dispute . if not it is nothing but that can decide the issue .Gods do not know what will happen ! may be seek the assis tance of satans to settle the dispute .
2006-10-03 22:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by diamond r 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now fill the offering plate and pass it to that ewe next to you.
Remember:
You can shear a sheep a hundred times, you can't skin it but once.
Don't have any idea about green pastures unless it is feeding time.
2006-10-03 21:50:30 · answer #3 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No slaughter - but he will separate the sheep from the goats. And I love lying down in green pastures, you just have to watch out where you lie down. Anyway it beats sleeping on rocks.
2006-10-03 21:47:42 · answer #4 · answered by Nora Explora 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to be sheared so that the blood of Christ will reach your hairy skin and wash away your sins. May the Lord's will be done on you.
2006-10-03 21:55:46 · answer #5 · answered by good-for-all 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust and Obey. Green pastures satisfy the soul.
The Jewish leaders surrounded him and asked, "How long are you going to keep us in suspense? If you are the Messiah, tell us plainly."
Jesus replied, "I have already told you, and you don't believe me. The proof is what I do in the name of my Father. But you don't believe me because you are not part of my flock.
My sheep recognize my voice; I know them, and they follow me.
I give them eternal life, and they will never perish. No one will snatch them away from me, for my Father has given them to me, and he is more powerful than anyone else. So no one can take them from me.
The Father and I are one."
John 10:24-30
2006-10-03 21:49:57 · answer #6 · answered by Jay Z 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
neither, you satanic beatnick. life is like a road. at birth you start at the begining. at death you reach the end. when it reads in psalm 23 that 'He leadeth me beside the still waters'. that means that in life you may come to a fork in the road. if you ask God for help, he will help you choose the right path.
He maketh you to lie down in green pastures means that he will comfort us when we are in need.
2006-10-03 21:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by thee wojc 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Lord is my Shepherd means that He is incharge of us and that we are His. He's not going to slaughter you or shear you.
(and it's pastures NOT pasteries)
2006-10-03 21:47:29 · answer #8 · answered by yoshispeedwayusa 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh for. Read the 23 Psalm and let the scales fall from your eyes
2006-10-03 21:51:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Idiot you can at least quote it right, its pastures not pasteries, you eat alot of pastries lately ha ha ah what a waste of brain cells
2006-10-03 21:45:43 · answer #10 · answered by Neptune2bsure 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋