A priest and a rabbi were traveling on a plane.
After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb and tasted pork."
The priest nodded in understanding and went back to his reading.
After a while the rabbi asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your faith that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then said, "A lot better than pork isn't it?"
2006-10-03 14:34:35 · 10 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol yes that is great it is my new #1 joke i tell lol thx a lot
2006-10-03 14:38:47 · answer #1 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Ah, temptations; the forbidden; tabus! LOL.
I could never understand why sex is forbidden a priest. I would think they need comfort. Why else was our equipment made to work the way it does!!?
And I, for one, love pork! LOL.
2006-10-05 02:00:05 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rico looks under his monitor.
Rico looks under his bed.
Rico looks under his keyboard.
Rico looks under his mouse.
but he cant find the "funny".
2006-10-03 15:57:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ehh!
2006-10-03 15:03:45 · answer #4 · answered by Jules 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-10-03 17:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was a little too ronchy for my taste but keep working on it.......
2006-10-03 14:37:54 · answer #6 · answered by No 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL hahahaha ilike it
2006-10-03 15:27:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so to me in my own opinion.
2006-10-03 14:46:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
that was funny
2006-10-03 14:40:26 · answer #9 · answered by ray 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-10-03 17:26:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋