Two southern girls were sitting on their front porch one evening.
One girl had just arrived back from New York and she was telling her girlfriend about some of the sites she had seen in the big city.
In a heavy southern drawl, she says, "You know, they have women up there who have sex with other women."
In a whispered voice, her friend replies, "Oh, my! What do they call them?"
"They call them lesbians. "And there's men who have sex with other men," says the woman. "They call them homosexuals."
Then, she pauses, lowers her voice even more and says, "And, they have these men up there that will put their face in a woman's privates and kiss all around...
"Do tell!"gasps her friend, "What do they call them?"
"Heck if I know, I just patted him on the head and called him Precious."
2006-10-03 14:32:45 · 12 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you&everyone..:)
2006-10-03 15:25:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every woman I have had sex with more than once. If she is good enough for a repeat performance she is Precious to me.
2006-10-03 21:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by Daddy Big Dawg 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess that makes my husband precious. Funny I never thought of him as precious.
2006-10-03 21:36:19 · answer #3 · answered by arl21amber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-04 00:06:21 · answer #4 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Man is sooo precious!
2006-10-03 21:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by dnrmartin95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-10-03 21:39:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got a good laugh out of it .... good job!
2006-10-03 21:35:59 · answer #7 · answered by No 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my man and my current girlfriend!!
2006-10-03 21:40:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made me smile:)
2006-10-03 21:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by Lovely &..... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! precious!!! just precious!!
2006-10-03 22:12:48 · answer #10 · answered by Rowan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My, my, my! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Oh, indeedy! LOL.
2006-10-05 09:02:36 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋